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Flat On His Back

A randy old fella named Jack
Always went sleep on his back
His todger would rise
Right up to the skies
It’s only a woman he’d lack!

21st March 2016

bodyhumorouslimerick

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Bl Devnath

March 23, 2016 at 11:28 AM

Funny limerick penned well my lovely friend, bl

Jan Allison

March 23, 2016 at 11:34 AM

Thanks so much BL:-) hugs jan xx

Paul Callus

March 22, 2016 at 5:38 PM

Very witty, Jan:) ...and the picture compliments it to the full! hugs // paul

Paul Callus

March 22, 2016 at 5:48 PM

Looking forward to meeting her! I think she already has her eyes on that place:)

Jan Allison

March 22, 2016 at 5:42 PM

Thanks Paul - I did have fun with this poem:-) Have a wonderful time when you meet Eileen - I can recommend a lovely cafe for cake and coffee in Mdina:-):-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

March 22, 2016 at 3:35 PM

hahaha. You are funny as ever. The cartoon people are feaking horrible looking which makes the joke all the funnier!!

Jan Allison

March 22, 2016 at 3:41 PM

When I saw the pic I had to add it to the poem lol I do think it adds to the overall effect lol:-) hugs jan xx

Brian Mcclain

March 22, 2016 at 3:11 PM

Hi Jan, Ha-ha! That's an awesomely funny imerick! Cheers, Brian

Jan Allison

March 22, 2016 at 3:42 PM

I posted another one recently called 'Terrifying Tina' - that may appeal to your sense of humour too lol:-) Hugs jan xx

J. Tudor

March 21, 2016 at 8:22 PM

Ha...I 'spect he'll have ta go trousing if this keeps up!...very funny.!! J.

Jan Allison

March 22, 2016 at 3:44 PM

ha ha thanks J Tudor:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith

March 21, 2016 at 8:09 PM

LOL....awesome : )

Jan Allison

March 22, 2016 at 3:44 PM

Cheers Tim:-) thanks as ever for your support:-) hugs jan xx

Eve Roper

March 21, 2016 at 7:48 PM

Hahaha....oh my goodness girl you are on a roll. Another wonderful poem. Know you are just going to have to write a book on funny poems :) Hugs Eve

Jan Allison

March 22, 2016 at 3:45 PM

I intend to do a book of funny poems Eve - and this one and dear Tina will be included lol:-) hugs jan xx

Arthur Vaso

March 21, 2016 at 7:29 PM

Your on a roll, Hilarious!

Jan Allison

March 22, 2016 at 3:47 PM

Thank you my friend glad it raised a smile:-) hugs jan xx

Ashley Evans

March 21, 2016 at 7:00 PM

Funny.. Great Job

Jan Allison

March 22, 2016 at 3:47 PM

Thanks so much Ashley:-) hugs jan xx

Ilene Bauer

March 21, 2016 at 6:28 PM

you are hilarious, jan! more! more! more!

Jan Allison

March 21, 2016 at 6:33 PM

Aww thanks Ilene - some folks would disagree about my humour lol. As you know I adore your style my friend am glad you like mine too:-) I posted another limerick yesterday on a similar theme lol :-) tomorrow's poem is a more serious poem and I'm so proud of it:-) hugs jan xx