Short Falser Poems
Short Falser Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Falser by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Falser by length and keyword.
Best One-Liner
Truer words were never spoken through falser teeth!
Entry for Silent One's "Best One-liner" contest...
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Categories:
falser, humorous,
Form:
Monoku
True Or False
Truer words were never spoken through falser teeth!
Entry for Silent One's "One Liners" Contest (4 Dec 15)...
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Categories:
falser, humor,
Form:
Monoku
The Facade
A facade
Put together to portray a thought,
But what happened to
Reality.
Reality. What is reality?
A reality is what we make it.
But a facade
Is falser still.
Changing daily as we see fit.
What is real?...
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Categories:
falser, depression, life
Form:
I do not know?
Cletus O'Toole's False Teeth
Though many times Cletus O'Toole was somewhat uncouth,
He could always be relied upon to tell the truth.
No better legacy to his progeny could he bequeath,
Than that of, "Truer words were never spoken thru falser teeth!"...
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Categories:
falser, humorous,
Form:
Couplet
And That's the Truth!
Truer words
Were never spoken
Through falser teeth!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(© All Rights Reserved)
6th Place in John Freeman's "Redneck Psalms, Improve Human Foible" Contest - Jul 2010...
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Categories:
falser, philosophy
Form:
Senryu
President Washington's Choppers
'Tis well-documented that George Washington had issues with his choppers.
'Tis also well-known that he was not prone to fabricating whoppers.
So it comes as no surprise and can be truly said of our first President,
That truer words were never spoken thru falser teeth by this honorable gent!...
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Categories:
falser, history, humorous,
Form:
Clerihew
George Washington's False Teeth - For Contest
Washington wore fake teeth as voiced beneath,
But with sagacious thoughts did us bequeath!
And after profound weighing,
It just goes without saying:
Truer words were ne'er said through falser teeth!
Entry for Jan Allison's "Limerick Contest" (26 April 2015)...
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Categories:
falser, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Truer Words Were Never Spoken Through Falser Teeth
If on history books we can rely
'Tis said Washington never told a lie
He had false teeth it is said
Yet uttered truths from his head
But pols now with 'wisdom' teeth are so sly
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved...
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Categories:
falser, funny, political
Form:
Limerick
Sage Advice From George Washington
"Associate yourself with men of good quality if you esteem your reputation!"
This sage advice was offered by George Washington, the father of our nation!
'Tis but one of many wise adages to us he did bequeath.
Can be said that truer words were never spoken through falser teeth!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) All Rights Reserved...
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Categories:
falser, humorous, inspiration,
Form:
Couplet