Short Facebook Poems
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Facebook is like being in prison,
you sit down and waste time,
write on walls,
and get poked by people you don't know.
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punkhawallahs ~ gong farmers
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By
David Kavanagh
Most of the poems are quotes
Said a Facebook friend once
Few quotes are excellent poems
Mind it; I forgot to tell him this.
I love to google myself
And to facebook others too
"Did u kno wht blkhole kud do?"
"Yup"
Once i asked my neighbour
"What are you?"
An e-mail; from Facebook.
I have been Un-Friended by five people.
I do not have a Facebook page,
but I am very upset.
I read about Trump's love affair
With Stormy Daniel's underwear
Her Double-D bust
Was covered in dust
Gentleman Trump blew everywhere
In finest suit
On bended knee
I once asked you
To marry me.
You said no-
That was our end,
So why should I be
Your facebook friend?
pink flowers beauty
in the heart of the garden
kind friend peaceful soul
1/1/2022
inspired by Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty Facebook cover
reputedly surreal-
but oh,oh so real
Magritte's Cigarette Girl
my artwork for this caption and numerous others are
on my Facebook page
Nerd, unpopular
Facebook calls, founder’s stock shares
“Geek” is the new cool
Entry for Natalie Fllikkema's "Talkin Technology" competition
There never were cookies in prayers
And facebook was caught unawares
Zuckerberg cried,
"Suppose they lied!
Let's prophet from Pubic Affairs!"
Eyes shot of hell's crimson,
Hands octopussed on keys,
He dreams of the morrow,
While at Facebook, he gazed.
April 22, 2014
A starlet who once thrilled the cops
Developed some droopy jowl chops
A Facebook beauty
She's still a cutie
Thanks to software filters and crops
Why don't you post,
Just one more picture,
Just one more message,
Just one more like.
Facebook, Instagram, Messenger, Whatsap,
Just one more time!!
A girl on the tip of my tongue
Wants to swing while she is still young
She went on Facebook
The lads had a look
And now its her phone that's well hung
There seems a lot of dirty faces
on Facebook
so make sure you bring a
Facecloth
Sadly
ignorance
can not
be washed away
Maybe drowned?
Herschel Walker thinks life is the pits
Because women will not call it quits
Facebook #1
Spoiled all of Trump's fun
And its driving him out of his wits!
76
So FB
Is down
And all
Around
People
Wonder
What is
That sound
Blowing
In the breeze
In the park
Or in the leaves
Its CSParker
To you and me
It’s our halfway house where we half-unwind,
Half-sociable, half-lazy,
And where half our friends we’re half-shocked to find
Half-interesting, half-crazy.
For Mother Did on Her Day
love her we would say
to heaven did go one day
God care for we pray
Jim Horn
Will put on Facebook
for everyone to see..
Oh, Facebook
You bring a beautiful girl
I see only her face
In the Facebook, she smiles
But I desire to see her back
In the Back-book
Help, Facebook, help
do me a favor
Jesus my mighty savior
make me become braver
And make me start watching
nightly compline.
https://www.facebook.com/StMatthewsEpiscopalChurch
I sleep in each day until *noon,
My *mum says I live on the moon,
If I think a day’s good *deed,
Is to *eye a Facebook feed,
Than to *peep outside of my room.
Years ago God the Creator in facebook
Outright blocked knavish Satan the Crook.
When unblocked, anew he
A request sent in glee,
That God accepted by fluke !
Twitter hurt Donald Trump's feelings
Whilst Facebook questioned his dealings
But you ought to know
In Hell there IS snow
According to Donald Trump's squealings