Short Excretes Poems
Short Excretes Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Excretes by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Excretes by length and keyword.
I Had a Very Crappy Day
Sloth hangs upside down in a tree
I look up and unfortunately
Golden pee it releases
With a week’s worth of faeces
I’ll admit I am far from happy!
A sloth only excretes once a week and can lose a third of its body weight
A little poetic licence, they actually excrete on the ground
10/21/21...
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Categories:
excretes, humorous,
Form:
Limerick