Short Ex Girlfriend Poems
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"You have hands like a girl," said my ex girlfriend with sinister joy.
"I guess we're even," I told her, "because you have boobs like a boy."
.....hey, she started it!
A seven-mag earthquake had come in a blink
And look what it done to my bathroom sink
It had broken it all up
So, I found a good cup
And I poured myself a very cold drink
The water had tasted nasty for real...ha
So, I gave it to my ex-girlfriend Sheila
She drank most of it up
Then she handed me the cup
The hell with water, I drank Tequilla
If you want my ex girlfriend, she's up for grabs.
But if you sleep with her, you will get the Crabs.
It's possible that you may get Herpes too.
Sleeping with her is a stupid thing to do.
I caught her in bed with my cousin and I thumped her.
She sleeps with a lot of men, that's why I dumped her.
I'm giving you valuable advice so you'd better listen to me.
If you seduce my ex girlfriend, you are sure to get an STD.
(This is a fictional poem)
When I was yours I loved you so
Seemed you did not love me
You never ever held me close
Put too much above me
I am a man we make mistakes
And you've made mistakes too
I'm glad that someone took my place
'Cause some things I can't do
I've made you laugh I've made you cry
Know you from head to feet
I left without your kiss goodbye
I tried to cut you deep
In the end when it's said and done
You will remember me
As the man you let get away
No longer hinders me
my brother
doesnt write
and yet
hes stealing my site
my brother
misses my friend
its his fault
shes his ex girlfriend
my brother doesnt even write
i told him to get the hell off my site
the site thats become home to me more than my house
the things on here i dont want him to yell out
brother if your reading im warning you one last time
stay away from me and write and learn
or stop, and ill put down my guns and you get off my site in turn
Form:
I once met an interesting fellow from Phoenix
He delighted in practical jokes and playing tricks
His favorite was loudly telling
His ex-girlfriend is proudly selling
Her voluptuous body in pornographic flicks.
Of course, the clever Phoenix guy was telling a lie
Another of his telling weird stories on the fly
The truth, he was always buying
What His ex-girlfriend was trying
To sell him, leaving him broke in Phoenix high and dry.
written June 20, 2021