Short Employee Poems

Steve Job’s took away Job’s...

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Busy as a bee
Sticky as a notepad
Ending at roadside....

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new guy employee 
schmaltzy sappy corny too
I am not fooled...

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new employee
flings red socks in a white load
pink slip

1-25-2012

Sponsor	John lawless
Contest Name	SIMPLY SENRYU...

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THE COMPLAINT
An employee showed up at the bank
Wearing a black pair of spanx
She written up fast
For showing her ass
Then tells everybody thanks...

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9 out of 10 women 
At my company
Accused me of sexual harassment
And are suing me
And I’m being sued for discrimination
By plain Jane my 10th employee...

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Your Stimulus cheque has gone astray
To Trump Resorts for employee pay
With Trump to lead it
You know they need it
As they just might file "Bankrupt" today!...

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Tanka

Football playoffs, post- holiday sales
Ocean breezes, surfers.
Golf tournament, balmy weather
State employee pushes wrong button
Incoming ballistic missile scare....

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I missed the meeting, again.
‘It was important’ -
My manager rebukes me often;
But if I knew it was
I would promulgate to my whole family
In its entirety: Attend!
No questions asked!...

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Use Another Chance

What they could use is another chance,
Their employee experience to enhance;
Meet every need,
Controlling speed;
Be thrill like you experience in romance.

Jim Horn...

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He is a quick learner, his brain is mighty.
Chet learns swiftly, and he is completely tidy.
He is not hasty, does not make irrational decisions.
Buying this story hook, line and sinker from his Uncle Missions....

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Empathy and Sympathy

What we must employee is energy and empathy,
So that final result  will produce much sympathy;
That transpired,
Are required;
Eroded away and replace feelings that are empty.

Jim Horb...

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I'm a father belongs to my children,
A husband to wife,
An in-law to in-laws,
A citizen to the nation,
An employee to employer,
A worker to the society,
A friend to friends,
A long I belong,
I'm a head alone!...

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The new employee calls in sick weekly.
On Monday this week.
On Tuesday last week.
On Wednesday the week before.




We wonder why he does not get into trouble.
Until we hear him call the boss
“Uncle Bradley”...

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The newest student in class
   The just-hired employee
The representative-elect
   The groom and bride-to-be

All of them enthusiastic
   All of them gung-ho
Within a few months or so
   Where does that spirit go?...

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I work at my job
as if I'm an employee of me,
so I perform my tasks in the way
I'd expect an employee of mine to be.
If you approach your job in this manner
you will most certainly
impress your boss and gain job security....

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TIRED WALMART EMPLOYEE

				harried
						married

				tarried

						carried

				she was harried, married to a jerk
				never tarried, carried on with work

20 January 2018

For contest sponsored by Kim Rodrigues...

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Premature stars planning to shine 
from their burial grounds; They thought... 
Social Media is the guarantor,
but actually quelling the quality of life over 'LIKES'!
The noose (an employee)
willing to hangout with them until the end....

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Remedial Required

Before the employee had been hired,
Some remedial reading was required;
So they did select,
Intelligence to detect,
But person did die and had expired.

Jim Horn

PS. If by Trump was hired,
they would have been fired....

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Hands on hips,
sweat on her forehead,
tongue in knots
heart in her throat
she asks—

Are there paper towels?
My kid threw up in the wine aisle.

Sweat on his forehead,
knees on the tile,
a seventeen-year-old employee
scoops bile into a dustpan...

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By Angeline Star

The ad stated that
the prospective employee 
should have the ability
to prepare and serve food samples 
using small appliances such as 
microwaves, fryers, skillets, coffee makers 
and knives.

He had a background
with knives....

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WHY ARE YOU POPULAR?
IN PARTICULAR
WHY ARE YOU AN EMPLOYEE?
IN OUR MODUS OPERANDI

AND THEY ARE NOT ASHAMED
FOR YOU TO BE BLAMED
AND THEIR GENERATION
SAME CHILD OF ADOPTION

INTRANSIGENCY, LEAVE MY ELDORADO
AGED, LEAVE THE NATALITY INTO TO
WITH THE CHILD INTRANSIGENCY
IN OUR BELOVED ELDORADO...

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People bought and sold as chattel
   Considered no more than cattle
   This still goes on today, you see
   In markets we are told are free

   The difference being that the slave
   once bought and sold for a fee
   is now free to sell his services 
   then slave away ~ a new employee...

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employee stealing
became known to employer
so he told him with loving feeling
take a salary raise and correct behaviour 

we are unbound spirit not ego caricature
so called sin merely misalignment 
in time all souls do mature
imbibing love current

18-January-2021...

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She felt imprisoned, chained and sad
Her marriage was awful, truly bad
He is a meanie, a real cad
Go back home said her annoyed dad

This was her eighth husband, this guy Chad
He had been hand-chosen by her dad
He knew she was the problem, she was bad.
He felt truly sorry for his employee, Chad...

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