Short Employee Poems
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new employee
flings red socks in a white load
pink slip
1-25-2012
Sponsor John lawless
Contest Name SIMPLY SENRYU
THE COMPLAINT
An employee showed up at the bank
Wearing a black pair of spanx
She written up fast
For showing her ass
Then tells everybody thanks
9 out of 10 women
At my company
Accused me of sexual harassment
And are suing me
And I’m being sued for discrimination
By plain Jane my 10th employee
Form:
Your Stimulus cheque has gone astray
To Trump Resorts for employee pay
With Trump to lead it
You know they need it
As they just might file "Bankrupt" today!
Tanka
Football playoffs, post- holiday sales
Ocean breezes, surfers.
Golf tournament, balmy weather
State employee pushes wrong button
Incoming ballistic missile scare.
I missed the meeting, again.
‘It was important’ -
My manager rebukes me often;
But if I knew it was
I would promulgate to my whole family
In its entirety: Attend!
No questions asked!
Use Another Chance
What they could use is another chance,
Their employee experience to enhance;
Meet every need,
Controlling speed;
Be thrill like you experience in romance.
Jim Horn
He is a quick learner, his brain is mighty.
Chet learns swiftly, and he is completely tidy.
He is not hasty, does not make irrational decisions.
Buying this story hook, line and sinker from his Uncle Missions.
Empathy and Sympathy
What we must employee is energy and empathy,
So that final result will produce much sympathy;
That transpired,
Are required;
Eroded away and replace feelings that are empty.
Jim Horb
I'm a father belongs to my children,
A husband to wife,
An in-law to in-laws,
A citizen to the nation,
An employee to employer,
A worker to the society,
A friend to friends,
A long I belong,
I'm a head alone!
The new employee calls in sick weekly.
On Monday this week.
On Tuesday last week.
On Wednesday the week before.
We wonder why he does not get into trouble.
Until we hear him call the boss
“Uncle Bradley”
The newest student in class
The just-hired employee
The representative-elect
The groom and bride-to-be
All of them enthusiastic
All of them gung-ho
Within a few months or so
Where does that spirit go?
I work at my job
as if I'm an employee of me,
so I perform my tasks in the way
I'd expect an employee of mine to be.
If you approach your job in this manner
you will most certainly
impress your boss and gain job security.
TIRED WALMART EMPLOYEE
harried
married
tarried
carried
she was harried, married to a jerk
never tarried, carried on with work
20 January 2018
For contest sponsored by Kim Rodrigues
Premature stars planning to shine
from their burial grounds; They thought...
Social Media is the guarantor,
but actually quelling the quality of life over 'LIKES'!
The noose (an employee)
willing to hangout with them until the end.
Remedial Required
Before the employee had been hired,
Some remedial reading was required;
So they did select,
Intelligence to detect,
But person did die and had expired.
Jim Horn
PS. If by Trump was hired,
they would have been fired.
Hands on hips,
sweat on her forehead,
tongue in knots
heart in her throat
she asks—
Are there paper towels?
My kid threw up in the wine aisle.
Sweat on his forehead,
knees on the tile,
a seventeen-year-old employee
scoops bile into a dustpan
By Angeline Star
The ad stated that
the prospective employee
should have the ability
to prepare and serve food samples
using small appliances such as
microwaves, fryers, skillets, coffee makers
and knives.
He had a background
with knives.
WHY ARE YOU POPULAR?
IN PARTICULAR
WHY ARE YOU AN EMPLOYEE?
IN OUR MODUS OPERANDI
AND THEY ARE NOT ASHAMED
FOR YOU TO BE BLAMED
AND THEIR GENERATION
SAME CHILD OF ADOPTION
INTRANSIGENCY, LEAVE MY ELDORADO
AGED, LEAVE THE NATALITY INTO TO
WITH THE CHILD INTRANSIGENCY
IN OUR BELOVED ELDORADO
People bought and sold as chattel
Considered no more than cattle
This still goes on today, you see
In markets we are told are free
The difference being that the slave
once bought and sold for a fee
is now free to sell his services
then slave away ~ a new employee
employee stealing
became known to employer
so he told him with loving feeling
take a salary raise and correct behaviour
we are unbound spirit not ego caricature
so called sin merely misalignment
in time all souls do mature
imbibing love current
18-January-2021
She felt imprisoned, chained and sad
Her marriage was awful, truly bad
He is a meanie, a real cad
Go back home said her annoyed dad
This was her eighth husband, this guy Chad
He had been hand-chosen by her dad
He knew she was the problem, she was bad.
He felt truly sorry for his employee, Chad
The outstanding employee
was just fired!
Without cause; did it matter?
How she wanted to tear her
bosses' clothes into tatters!
Her satisfaction came,
When management fired the
same boss, one lovely spring day.
For you see, Karma, does come one's way!
June 22, 2019
11:30pm PST
company memos are flowing out
escaping like fireflies in July
overly communicative
no confidences now
leaking information
losing credibility and integrity
hoping for likeability
worlds worst employee
no confidentiality
lack of professionalism
she has put our company at risk
jeopardizes our future and her own
I remember those busy years,
As mother, employee and wife.
I'd sometimes beg, almost in tears,
For peaceful play from my small dears
And more quietude for my life.
The years have passed, with children grown.
My dear husband has gone ahead.
My home and my time are all my own,
Sitting by silent telephone,
With only myself to be fed.
4/11/2018