Short Elmer Poems
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Our old friend Elmer Fudd
thinks he’s quite a stud
points his gun square at Bugs Bunny
‘wascawwy wabbit’ not so funny
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all the reptiles gathered round
when elmer the frog hopped to town
never was history
croaked with such boastful glee
til from his pad he fell and drowned.
Elmer Fudd had a habit
He hunted for a Silwy Wabbit
Bugs Bunny was his name
What's up Doc... was his fame
Wile E. Coyote
Had been smoking peyote
So, he thought it looked funny
Elmer Fudd shooting at Bugs Bunny
I’m hunting wabbits , are you going too.
Da duh da duh da downtown is a clue.
Watch out for that, doc.
I’ll think I will walk.
Ti, ti, ti, turn quick, wha, wha, what I do.
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Bugs Bunny
A trickster who is always funny
What's up doc?, He loudly said
As he hid under Elmer's bed
Elmer Fudd
He is known as quite a dud
Elmer's always chasing that rabbit
Never to nab it, has become his habit
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Elmer Fudd
is my hunting bud.
We're gonna get that pesky rabbit.
We're gonna grab it.
One thing that I can say about Fudd,
he was out to get Bugg's blood.
I'm sorry to say,
always, to this day,
his big aspirations went thud.
Do you think he'd have better luck
if he tried to get Daffy Duck?
I admit, Elmer's just a cartoon,
that I watched Saturday, 'til noon.
Elmer Fudd went hunting for a big prized Turkey.
A Big Gobbler he heard, Gobble near an Oak Tree..
He aimed his rifle, fired a shot!
Missed, Fell back, landed on his butt!
The Turkey saw, ran, and laughed uncontrollably!
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I’m out here with my shotgun evwy day.
However, that squwwy wabbit awways gets away.
It has now become much more than a habit.
I weally want to catch that waskawey wabbit.
He pops out and awways says “What’s up Doc?”
I weally want to give his head a good knock.
Mr. Squiptwiter, will you ever wet me win?
I can’t stand to see that wabbit munch on a cawwot and gwin.
Well, perhaps I will get wucky today.
I won’t wet that waskawey wabbit get away!
Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd
The trickster and the dud
Elmer's always left a frustrated man
Still trying to catch that rabbit is his plan
What's up doc?, Bugs Bunny said
Elmer heard it clearly from his bed
He grabbed his rifle and ran out the door
As Bugs Bunny laughed from the floor
Elmer soon ran back in to check his house
Not seeing anything other than a field mouse
Elmer relaxed and thought that had rabbit fled
As Bugs Bunny was now asleep in his bed