The Eddie Bauer Coat

Ten years of work got me a coat
Eddie Bauer's name on it was the style
With hand out, I'd say Bauer, Eddie Bauer
Glad to meet you! Then I would smile. 

Then one day a fellow asked me,
"Eddie Bauer with a clothes line is you?"
I said, "Well, believe it or not,"
"Out in my backyard, I have two!"
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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Tripp Avatar
December 21, 2017 at 9:57 PM
Ha! great play on words. Very humorous!
Bauer Avatar
December 21, 2017 at 5:29 PM
ha! good one, pat! my husband once asked for a bauer discount at an eddie bauer store, but they weren't very accommodating!
Adams Avatar
December 22, 2017 at 7:14 AM
I probably wouldn't have bought it myself but they gave it to me at work! I'm more of a Walmart kind of guy.....80)
Hoffman Avatar
December 21, 2017 at 9:00 AM
Lol, two clothes lines out back…very funny Pat!~Che :)
Adams Avatar
December 21, 2017 at 3:36 PM
Thanks Cheryl!......pat
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