Short Drives Me Up The Wall Poems
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No More Mr Grumpy
The boiler man is due to call
I’m hoping its Peter or Paul -
Not Fred, he’s a numpty
He’s nasty and grumpy
His moaning drives me up the wall!
FICTION POEM
9/1/19...
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Categories:
drives me up the wall, character, work,
Form:
Limerick
Bureaucracy
Bureaucracy comes...
But it never seems to go
It brings along attached to it
Endless tales of woe
Copious piles of paperwork
(Mostly useless forms)
And calls that go unanswered
Are typically the norm
You quickly lose your rag
But you know there's no escape
What you need are giant scissors
To cut through that red tape
Petty, mindless officialdom
Drives you up the wall -
It's a bloody miracle
Anything gets done at all!...
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Categories:
drives me up the wall, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Discontented Cat
Why can't I play with shiny balls
And climb that Christmas Tree
Why bring a tree into the house
Then say it's not for me
Why can't I help with wrapping paper
I love to play with twine
Oh please, I only want to help
While you sit and sip your wine
I love to smell your kitchen odours
Turkey, pork and ham by the ton
That cooking drives me up the wall
But then I act the sneaky one
That's when you kick me out the door
You really spoil my fun, and that's for sure...
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Categories:
drives me up the wall, animal, cat, christmas, tree,
Form:
Rhyme