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Short Dorks Poems

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Premium Member Dorks and Spoons
Milton’s Dork had a brother in Troon
Who had hoped he’d be cuddling soon
With a cute dominatrix
Who hailed from The Matrix
Until she said, “There is no spoon!”

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(Inspired by ‘The Town Dork’ by L Milton Hankins)...

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Categories: dorks, humorous,
Form: Limerick



When Dorks Collide
Enjoying days so cold
Always finding entertainment
When we work together
We watch our happiness fly.

We cherish these days forever
Not forgetting the wonderful time
We never want to let go of the days
When dorks collide....

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Categories: dorks, friendship, happiness,
Form: Free verse
My Ode To Shorts
My ode to shorts---
We look like fat dorks,
When it's not so cold,
Even if we're so old,
Can't hide varicose veins,
Old age doesn't go away,
We know we look dorby,
We're all well past forty,
Summer's so darn hot,
Heat's a bit of a shock,
We know we're fat dorks,
Has anyone really thought,
We'd look good in these shorts?...

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Categories: dorks, funny, old,
Form: Free verse

Book: Reflection on the Important Things