Short Doofus Poems
Short Doofus Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Doofus by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Doofus by length and keyword.
Bull Snake
Limerick
Tom
7/7/2018
There once was a young man named Rufus,
Who most everyone thought was a doofus.
He would literally shake,
If someone yelled snake,
And he died from the bite of a pituophis;
Categories:
doofus, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Jill was high upon a hill,
looking fit and rather so.
Kingdom phat and muscles toned,
to wind released her bonnet.
Without the doofus Jack,
there’s not one thing Jill lacks.
No bruised knees nor broken crown.
A bluebird’s singing sonnet.
Categories:
doofus, nursery rhyme,
Form:
Rhyme
Ring around the rosie
Ribbit Dribbit Drosie
They secret the mucus.
Hookus, Lookus, Doofus.
Three frogs at play
In my field today
Straight from the swamp
Eating flies with a whomp!
Ring around the rosie
Ribbit Dribbit Drosie
Good pets they might not be
Frog legs for my tea?
Categories:
doofus, 1st grade, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th
Form:
Rhyme
NEW PARENT BLUES
Cool dude used to be -
Did loadsa stuff in my day,
When I dared.
Used to do cool-dude deeds.
Maybe even a bit of a hipster doofus.
That personality died -
Indeed those days are gone and dead.
Cos now I’m just somebody’s dad……….
…….Dad…….
…….Just a dud.
25 May 2020
Categories:
doofus, dad, parents,
Form:
Alliteration
Down here on the skin of the planet E
Desperately clutching at sanity
Despondent to thinking of never
Deciding to go on forever
Dreading each day spent alone
Doing the best that I can
Defiantly
Drinking the
Dregs of my coffee
Drying my cheek with my hand
Doodling
Dribbling on
Dancing with
Donald the
Doofus
Categories:
doofus, introspection, planet,
Form:
Bio