Short Dirtiest Poems

Bananas and cucumbers find
a place in the dirtiest mind.
Is losing her cherry
to courgettes a worry?
Who knows but one's up her behind......

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There once was a man named Clark
Who had the dirtiest remarks

He couldn't see the light
That he wasn't right

Now he's been left in the dark!...

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Dirtiest of men in the cosmos 
Is not that hater of cleaning fluids
Ring-leader of genocide he is not
Tiger-leader of a nation he is not
Irritating witch in society he is not
Earnestly rich burglar he is not but
Smack traitor of societal virtues
The corrupter of the young is dirtiest...

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I will!
I say I will
and I will
love YOU when you think is over
start when you think is end
brighten when you think is dark
heal when you think is ill
do when you think is done

I will
I say I will
and it will be
grail
not a fuss
fun to funnest
dirty to dirtiest
good to better
as long as the charm is love...

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A wearer of the crown
Is trained to frown
His monarchical gown.
Not for democratized town
People of renown
Sometimes go down
In assassinating ponds drown
The Dirtiest, coffee brown

Uneasy has to be the head
That is with power fed
Owner’s eyes, even in bed,
Ever watchful and red.

Uneasy lies the head,
To the others their head....

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The toilet cleaner
A tough stains remover
A germs killer
An odour refreshener
A smart cleaner
Even the dirtiest place 
Will shine again
But never for the curses from our mouths
But never for  the devils in our hearts
But never for the guilty stains in our histories
And so urgently to be found
The super cleaner
And so urgently wanted
The super cleaner...

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