Short Dearie Poems

'Let's go to the party',
Sade bade me.
Was ought to clean but followed my dearie:
Who owns me?
      17:23:12:13:41...

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El Xherdan Shaqiri
while he was at Inter he addressed the manager as Dearie
so off he’s sent to Stoke
where frankly he’s a good deal more than yesterday’s joke....

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No more a cheerful giver
Than this, bird-voicing.
Who lights up the prettier
Fruiting for fruit tree.

Which sound, uninhibited
Look, of sheeny gloss
Intensifies, when upsped
With basket, dearie ....

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To the young lady I shagged on the bed
Sorry my bank account was so in the red
My checkbook had bounced
When on you I pounced
Dearie, better to be in the red than dead. 

Written April 21, 2022...

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Your arm is Soft like sponge pillow, 

Heavy is the head that rests on;

 Soft but strong, made me embrace loner.

 Serene voice is all you got, deary! 

Your oxygen the fairy has breathe,gem!

 This being none have seen; pretty shorty. 

How I wish this was not...pseudo....

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My dearest sister has a son.
We call him dearie Shauryan.
Healthy, wealthy and pawn
Of parents, demanded scone
For eating in evening or dawn.
Chess playing at state level on
Till nation or inter forgone.
Never is lazy, never is con,
Is the best known icon
Wishing best for solon....

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A Vague Question

Bleary 
Query

A Dull Question

Dreary 
Query

A Positive Question

Cheery
Query

A Tired Question

Weary
Query

A Doubtful Question

Leery 
Query

A Strange Question

Eerie
Query

A Sad Question

Teary
Query

A Question for Hubbie

Dearie
Query...

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Papa, dearie! The kitchen is howling with a strange type!
I am staying here since last two days! Could never understand!
Exactly how so? Can we please! If we may?
They do ! Faith in blue ! Litmus turn red, within a minor queue!
And yet again, once more!
C A! O C L! C L!
Anything else dear!
No, nothing!
Norms Perhaps!...

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So it is my theory
there is nothing more cheery;
that first vision bleary,
that first feathered dearie...

Ooh, look!     One so leery...
It's a precious little Veery!


Mind the birder standing teary;
She's just shedding winter dreary.




18.03.20

Composed for Michael Vacek's
Spring Fling Zing Thing King (or Queen)...

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I'm sorry for awl the prayers

Youse darn tootin' sure
we'll be gettin up for church
on a Monday mornin'

Huh dearie?

That brain is so itty bitty
I could pick it up- with
both thumbs

Like the invisible crumbs
laying- on our coats and pegs
ya hear?

Wrap 'em oats around yer legs
real good now

It'll rain

Oh lawd I know it will
everyday of our lives
it be rainin'....

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every existent conceivability
aflush, for you, wise magistrate, disposable.
in comes reason:
out-gums reasonability.

you
are so 
full of 

delightful spirits of unseasoned giving.   

the turkey disrobed
stuffing        eagerly 
cranberry 

(sauce)
you have smeared christmas 
on your face because

you rolled the paper ripe for wrapping.


12/13/2018...

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The U.S. Army has embraced Critical Race Theory
   Day-long classroom sessions -- dogmatic, dreary

Soldiers' eyelids closing, getting dreary
   One is loudly snoring, name of O'Leary

The bell rings, all revive ~ once more cheery
   No class tomorrow! Off to War vs. Iran, dearie




                          July 06, 2021
            Critical Race Theory Poetry Contest
                  Sponsor: Anthony Biaanco...

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Summer
Can i be your ice cubes in your juice baby.
Can i switch on the ac for my sweety.
To cool you in hot summer day honey.
Can i be your lotion dearie.
I need to be your goggles damsel.
Will be your scarf my love-o.
To take you to water ride cutie.
                 That on a hot summer day.
                 Just forgive me once 
                 coz' i love you from
                 bottom of my heart 
                 lovely....

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Ted suffers from 'Looseheel Ball'
It’s driving him clean up the wall
He’s got such an itch
It’s making him twitch
He’s begging the doctor to call

The medic said oh dearie me
This condition I rarely see
Your balls badly twisted
Teds scared eyes soon misted
When  doc says you need surgery

Doc bundles Ted onto the table
and borrows a knife from Aunt Mable
This won’t hurt a bit…
He gives ball a snip
Ted will rise again when he’s able


10/10/21...

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Come closer, dearie, and let me tell you
About a cleansing concept, I know that is true
It revitalizes and freshens your likeability too

A concept that starts with a clean slate overdo,
You can start all sparkly and dazzling, giving a coo.
A resounding theme which is clearly the opposite of boo hoo

We are all starting with a diamond fresh page with no goo.
A clean white pristine canvas. Of course, the concept is new.
A happy fresh start, clean, and joyful, a do-over for you!...

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