L Milton Hankins Poet Limerick

In the Red - Bawdy

To the young lady I shagged on the bed
Sorry my bank account was so in the red
My checkbook had bounced
When on you I pounced
Dearie, better to be in the red than dead. 

Written April 21, 2022

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Cecilia Macfarlane April 23, 2022 at 6:21 AM Hahaha, this is awesome! Hugs L Milton Hankins April 23, 2022 at 8:44 AM Glad you enjoyed my bawdy little limerick, Cecilia.

Caren Krutsinger April 22, 2022 at 2:14 AM Oh this is hilariously chilling! L Milton Hankins April 22, 2022 at 7:10 AM That's quite an oxymoron, dear Caren. I didn't even think of it that way.

Gershon Wolf April 21, 2022 at 1:14 PM Anything not to be 'red in the head.' ~ A former red-head... L Milton Hankins April 21, 2022 at 1:35 PM I suppose you're right, gw. I only married one.

Tom Cunningham April 21, 2022 at 11:07 AM If I'd been her it would have been cash up front, you get nothing for free in this life lol. Tom L Milton Hankins April 21, 2022 at 11:17 AM LOL. Only you, Tom. Only you! Thanks for the laugh!