Short Customer Service Poems
Short Customer Service Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Customer Service by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Customer Service by length and keyword.
The cashier guessed I was 58
The bagger, less than that
They know how to make this shopper feel great
I’ll be shopping there every May 28
Poetry is dumb and boring
Only red skittles are delectable
Excellent customer service
Trees have green leaves
Respiration is aided by abdominal muscles
Yesterday was disappointing
All you in customer service out there
A little something I want you to hear
Put a smile in your voice
You really have no choice
Calls are recorded now, disdain’s laid bare
False profits,
Are usually followed by real losses,
That make way for real bosses.
Real profits,
Come from real wages,
Real customer service,
An Active Complaints Department,
And lots of repeat customers.
late to bed i go
early to rise i am
get the kids ready to go
off to work i bussel
cooking, baking, customer service i do
off to home i set
ready to fix supper for 4
sit and rest for 5 or 10
then shower streams i feel
late to bed i go
early to rise i am
karen croft
in 24 hours
Hi how are you?
What seems to be the problem?
I’m so sorry about that.
How would you like to resolve,
this issue?
Alright let me talk to My superior.
My apologies.
So sorry for the inconvenience.
One moment please.
up to her shoulders
in a sea of empty pop cans
she acts in her play
children at home
husband not mentioned
this time
she says she loves dogs
our friendship
bears the mark of time
sometimes meeting
in the freezer aisle
or by customer service
we remember journeys
to many places
shared again
we flirt
for the fun of it
scammed by the industry giant
customer service useless
passed from pillar to post
and back again without resolution
they simply did not care and are therefore
culpable of the fraud
maybe someone will benefit
from reading this ‘poem’
no licence required
only disappointment and injustice
I am voting with my wallet
will never use them again
and some of my friends vowed
to shun them as well
15th December 2022
What is it we offer to those who come through our door?
Customer service like none you’ve ever had before.
Our staff is very friendly, knowledgeable, and nice.
They will listen carefully and get you the best price.
No matter what it is that you may need to insure,
We will get it done with speed and passion, we assure.
So, come on in, have a seat, and tell us what you need.
We guarantee that you’ll be very happy, indeed.
Are we dying to get a taste of the American Dream that we've got fat and glutinous, deep fried in greed.
Are we dying to feast on a God given intervention, with gnarled hands waiting to connect with the customer service extension.
Are we all so obsessed with consuming the world, that we've forgot what it's like on the outside of a store.
Waiting to receive a gadget or the next best thing, Christmas came twice and we didn't have to wait through Halloween.
Press One for English
By Elton Camp
Your customer service I tried to call
It didn’t diminish my problem at all
“Press one for English” is just a lie
I can’t understand much as I may try
Because if that’s English they’re using
“Chinese” I might as well be choosing
For it was a person in India I got
Good customer service that is not
Your brand I’ll never buy again
Unless your bad ways you amend
For such service I most firmly say
Give somebody here in the USA