Short Crotches Poems

There once was a bold prig named Wiener
who had an unsightly demeanor
he took pics of his crotch
after two shots of scotch  
"Where's his wife? Well nobodies seen her."...

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The night hides stars explode silence waves in malls consumers stare into lights blank 
pupils a poet loses his words to rock-stars and rap-stars clutching crotches smiling gold 
scarred in oils van gogh rots in his grave his yellow fades fields of grain...

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Trump Is Pompous

Trump is pompous as he will prance
Now has to take a goal line stance
For women he has been abusing
Thought to himself it was amusing
Grabbing crotches and pinching pants.

If I remember correctly the word 
in the past was called goosing.

Jim Horn...

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My dog is a criminal 
A beggar, a thief
She has a rap sheet two miles long
Do we care? No
Will we turn her in? Never.
No one gives us more joy than this felon.
The neighbors can buy their stuff back at our garage sales.
Mrs. McLairty never buys back her panties though
We see them come from her clothes line and we feel badly
By the time they get to our yard, our dog has eaten the crotches out of them.
No one else’s, only Mrs. McLairty’s. No idea why....

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