Short Cosmetic Surgery Poems
Short Cosmetic Surgery Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Cosmetic Surgery by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Cosmetic Surgery by length and keyword.
Cosmetic Surgery
Hankered after plump pouting lips
Surgery the answer read all the tips
Now I'm a cartoon~think Donald Duck
Opening my mouth with horror I cluck.
Light Verse No:2
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L. Milton Hankins
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Categories:
cosmetic surgery, funny, humorous,
Form:
Light Verse
Unrealistic Expectations
Unrealistic Expectations
By Elton Camp
For problems, instant solutions would be great
Whether a big nose, ugly mouth or maybe weight
But is cosmetic surgery the answer to all our woes
So as to improve us from our heads to our toes?
I agree it would be great to look like a movie star
But even the best modern doctor can’t go that far
So it’s off to the cosmetic surgeon to get action
And hope not to end up ugly as Michael Jackson...
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Categories:
cosmetic surgery, funny
Form:
Rhyme
Cultural Hegemony
Lock step, atoms burned
Fiendish restless
Truncated waiting
Shop and drop
Stop and slop
Old ladies masquerade
Preachers audible in a drunken charade
A toothless Tuesday
Parking lot drivel
Copy of a copy of a copy
Total insomnia
Hairless bent on rogaine
Young and stupid with cocaine
Hapless pleading
Loud steps and sniveling
Rise Above!
Rise out and Above!
The solar system shines on you
Comets of mercury
And you're betting on cosmetic surgery
Rise out and Above!...
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Categories:
cosmetic surgery, space
Form:
Free verse