Short Congressman Poems

each congressman is
positioning himself for
re-election time...

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Bipartisanship:
State of the Union is strong
Congressman: "you lie"...

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With a name like Wiener....
What did you expect?

He thought everyone was in love with his weener!

Or is his a cocktail sausage?...

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Barking dog, siren, and boom box
Are among the top voter squawks
There's no solution
To noise pollution
But your Congressman says money talks!...

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A congressman expounding democracy
gives speeches eschewing autocracy
But at home he's a sheikh
letting no one else speak
making his world safe for hypocrisy

1/28/22...

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R-adiance
O-f
D-awn
A-ims
N-ot
T-o
E-rase

M-orn
A-s
R-ays
C-reate
O-ne
L-ight
E-ager
T-o
A-ppear

Topic: Birthday of Congressman Rodante Marcoleta (July 29)
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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In my head politics are crazy
The rich ones way to get more cash
Senators and congress lazy
In my head 
It is a bit hazy
I vote for my Great Aunt Maisey
She eats her food up in a mash,
In my head
Politics are crazy
The rich ones way to get more cash!...

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Marching into the wind
Find the issues within

Pop outta your bubble
Get into good trouble

If you feel you are right
Never fear a fair fight

Blessed be this brave land
In truth we will all stand



Tribute poem for John R. Lewis, U.S. Congressman/ Social Activist 7/30/2020...

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There once was a congressman named Weiner

   Suspected of exposing his 'wiener'

      Of course he claimed no knowledge

         Oh yeah! Claimed girl in college

            He could be charged with a misdemeanor

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved...

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“But seriously”
Said the mouse
“I don’t eat much.”

“But Seriously”
Said the Lobbyist
“It won’t cost much”

“But seriously”
Said the Congressman
“How much is too much?”

“But seriously”
Said the toddler
“do you not know what happens
“IF YOU GIVE A MOUSE A COOKIE”

©7/22/2023...

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Politicians 
Congressman, Senators, Mayor's, Governors 
In city,  states presently 
Now and in the past tense 
Yesterday's voted in governing 
The land while in the voting booth 
We pencil in our choices 
Who will lead us


2/18/21
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr © 2021...

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At dinner one night in Washington
Two politicians were perusing the menu,

Knowing his friend was not seeking
Re-election, he idly asked "what board
Of director-ships are you considering"
The veteran congressman replied...

"The pork is delicious!"

I think Wellstone would
Have agreed what
What my Dad would always say...

"Many are called, but few are chosen"



10/30/13...

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Shots served by Anthony’s Weiner
Are wrong and reflect bad demeanor
These tweets indiscrete
His wife Uma did cheat
And she'll take him to the cleaner 


Author's note:  My wife and I were talking about the fact that the congressman needs to feel 
as though he is loved by many women.  This is likely because he suffers from low self 
esteem.  A problem from childhood that was never addressed--just undressed....

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You were an actor with great versatility.
There were appearances in many a television show and movie.
We remember you best as Congressman Morley
in “The Farmer’s Daughter”, a situation comedy.
You had your own world, and you welcomed us to it.
Many roles you took on seemed like a perfect fit.
You have passed on, and you’re someone we will miss.
You couldn’t have lived your life better than this.

RIP William Windom
(1923-2012)
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