Short Congress Poems
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Trumpeted a would be King
Wrecking protocol, doing his thing
Senate is on its knees, weak
Congress cowed out of speak
Term Limits
By Franklin Price
5/7/2019
Congress already has term limits
We the People
By voting or not
Do not enforce them
Joe Biden is starting to whine
The Democrats won't toe the line
They can not agree
That we should all see
A politician has a spine
William Barr told Congress a lie
And Mitch Mc Connell knew why
Who cares if they lied?
That's GOP pride!
Giuliani finds a fall guy!
thoses in the pass
ran out of gas
but while it last
they stood tall
refuse to fall
the spirt is here
say to you too
congress fear
Geithner's true motives fall lost
when Congress gets double-crossed
by Fed Ponzi schemes
and banker wet dreams
while countless are getting tossed.
Congress claims Donald Trump is psychotic
Yet we all must remain patriotic
To work everyday
Without any pay
Makes my landlord and grocer neurotic!
Congress gave its Members the nod
So they could all study a broad
They did not surpass
Stormy Daniel's class
But their study was "flawed" not "fraud"
Heavy taxation is not thriftiness,
exempting themselves from indebtedness!
Oh, Congress is comical...
making us hysterical
through economic hardships!
For hellish
noise,
no need
hell... enough
have congress...!
of Politicians...!
A man know for his greed, not his deeds
Laughed out loud whilst the whole nation bleeds
Trump's Vanity Wall
Will destroy us all
But what Member of Congress pulls weeds?
A Note to Congress
By Franklin Price
4/8/2019
Congress you're not doing great
That's my opinion, no debate
Your job's not to investigate
We elected you to legislate
Mothers cry for fallen sons
The war is over they say
If Congress sent their young ones
Our troops would be home today
Third place in Chastushka Form contest (Gwendolen Rix)
economic
fear overwhelms hearts with distress.
economic
boom--congress promise the public.
yet their debates often digress
to issues that are rather less
economic.
Is Agreed They Need
There is no doubt by many it is agreed,
Congress should survey what they need;
Not wait;
Motivate;
Maybe more ideas to them should feed.
Jim Horn
Self-proclaimed genius
Donald Trump wanted
To be President
Of the United States
Until the moment
He discovered
Congress in Oxford's
Is nothing like
Congress in Webster's
Form:
You found a way to dismiss us, didn't you
Thought "we the people" really had no clue
The laws that congress passes
Apply only to the masses
May November find you feeling blue
Jason Johnson was known as slow in the head
it was as if his mind were totally dead.
He tried to become smarter
but that was a no starter.
So Jason was elected to Congress instead.
The Congress it seems had no bathrooms.
They just held it or country was doomed.
They passed regulations
for eliminations
then out of both their chambers they zoomed.
A Form Letter
Wonder how many more they can conceive;
From Congress a from letter we did receive;
A dense skull;
Always dull,
And as usual, we found them hard to believe.
Jim Horn
Politicians are pompous jokes;
not often are they just plain blokes.
They legislate pure ignorance,
while folks prosper on common sense.
Copyright, August 27, 2014
Faye Lanham Gibson
I Am No Longer Young
I Am No Longer Young and had a yearning,
That became a desire which was burning;
A great game,
For you to name;
Find out why Congress again is adjourning.
Jim Horn
Our Congress George Washington cannot save
Honest Abe's rolling over in his grave
So many lies, such deceit
It's well past time to unseat
Those Law-fakers ~ Hold the fire to their feet
Practice makes perfect
Progress makes knaves
Cacti makes pear juice
Congress makes slaves
Panic makes errors
Pressure makes waves
Comfort makes cohorts
Cancer makes graves
Ah! A beautiful day! Blue skies!
Sunlight, glistening, drips from the sides of leaves!
But no president, no congress, no media hears
silent screams fall on deaf ears.
Shall we make this audible?