Short Complained Poems

Short Complained Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Complained by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Complained by length and keyword.


Moan

They say "he is a wise man".
But, he could not stop 
His feed-ups with life. 
He had complained few times
In the last two hours.


Happy In Bags

Seeds complained bitterly;
“We were resting in bags,
happy and safe we were!
Why take us away by force
to be buried in wet soil?”

Honest Abe and Liar Trump

When Honest Abe and Liar Trump
Ended up in the City Dump
Because it rained
Just one complained
Big Liar Trump, The Tweeting Grump
Form: Limerick

Fair Ramon

The bride complained her perfume
Had failed to seduce the groom
Because she was placid
He found himself flaccid
And quietly left the room
Form: Limerick

Oktobre Fest

When he had her over a barrel
She complained that it was not feral
But once on a keg
She commenced to beg
Too wild would result in his peril!
Form: Limerick


Eunuch

An husband who wanted to stray
Complained to his wife everyday
But she understood
For the common good
There was just one word and its, "Spay!"
Form: Limerick

PLUMBING FAULT

A rather daring young plumber
Worked in the nude one hot summer.
An old lady complained
And so he was arraigned
Which was a bit of a bummer
Form: Limerick

The Bluebird of Happiness

"I can't wriggle out of this bed"
A worm's rear complained to its head
A bluebird dropped by
Took worm for a fly
Happiness is nestlings well fed
Form: Limerick

Premium Member lonely baker

once a breadmaker named peas

his shop it smelled of stale cheese

so patrons complained

and a court arraigned

he'd open after a breeze.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member joe willie

once a small dog named joe willie

complained that his mouth felt silly

for every night

he chomped and he bite

a can of alumn spiced chili.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Greater Hate Hath No Man

At a bunker in coastal Ukraine
Filth and death; now sadly do reign
With wide open wounds
Many might well die soon
Yet They've never of covid complained
Form: Limerick

Lemon-Rick

There once was a lady sublime
Who complained for sex had no time.
Considering my bent, she was not heaven-sent.
And her name has no place in this rhyme.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member The End Is Coming Too Soon

My wife complained our sex wasn't hot

So I said I'd give it all I got 

And once I got ready 

I went nice and steady

Uh oh...another three minute shot
Form: Limerick

Premium Member mister naffy

once this old guy robert naffy

wore clothing made of bright taffy

so whenever it rained

confectioners complained

his suits though tasty were drafty.
Form: Limerick

Sick Trick

You complained, “Don’t come over today -
My throat’s sore, I’m tired, and achy.”
So why are you nude,
In bed with some dude?
If you’re going to lie, pull down the shades!
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Control Freaks In Love

One of the most conceited couple complained then conceded
On a compromise which comprised of all the things left unspoken,
While comprehension and codependence due to run rampant.
Form: Sijo

Tweeted Out

Donald Insta’d and tweeted all the day through
The habit got worse and he knew what to do
At the docs he explained
But the doctor complained
Sorry, I'd help but I don’t follow you
Form: Limerick

Spell'D

our world is but a minor hell, where levels change , in show an tell, don't listen for a change, it's how it is arranged,, cast, bloody, spelled, complained, well???... Don
Form: Rhyme

Questioning Questions

'Questioning Questions'

You asked me to speak,
and then, complained as I spoke.
You ask me, What's wrong?
So, I answer with silence.
Is silence, not, the right answer?

2018 July 13
Form: Tanka

Premium Member For Lack of Water

Man does not live by bread alone
   The Old and New Testaments maintain**
Yet three days after leaving Mt. Sinai
   For lack of water, Israel complained




**Deuteronomy 8:3; Matthew 4:4

Cruel and Chastise

Cruel and Chastise

There ended up being some big surprise;
We all were always equal in God's eyes;
Never complained;
Patient remained;
While cruel people others would chastise.

Jim Horn
© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick

OVER-EXPOSURE

OVER-EXPOSURE
An immodest young fellow called Dan Sunbathed nude for an all-over tan The neighbours complained So he was arraigned And he spent the next year in the can
Form: Limerick

Shoulda Read the Fine Print

There once was a woman titled Clair
who bought a spectacular timeshare
she got caught in their net
put five years into debt
and complained it simply wasn't fair.

Completed February 6th, 2018
fun
Form: Limerick

Shoe Maker

A twisted-legged shoe maker he was
Never complained about his vows
Sold out each shoe merrily

“Marry once or twice
But take a shoe wise
It’s going to take you miles away”
He said, giggled

-Puvi-

Premium Member Taxi

There once was a driver from Uber
Who really only owned a scooter
So when it rained
His passengers complained
So now he has no more commuters

Couldn't let a St Paddy's day go by without a wee limerick!!
Form: Limerick

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