Short Complained Poems
Short Complained Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Complained by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Complained by length and keyword.
Moan
They say "he is a wise man".
But, he could not stop
His feed-ups with life.
He had complained few times
In the last two hours....
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Categories:
complained, life, wisdom,
Form:
Free verse
Happy In Bags
Seeds complained bitterly;
“We were resting in bags,
happy and safe we were!
Why take us away by force
to be buried in wet soil?”...
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Categories:
complained, betrayal, leadership, loss, satire,
Form:
Personification
Honest Abe and Liar Trump
When Honest Abe and Liar Trump
Ended up in the City Dump
Because it rained
Just one complained
Big Liar Trump, The Tweeting Grump...
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Categories:
complained, political,
Form:
Limerick
Fair Ramon
The bride complained her perfume
Had failed to seduce the groom
Because she was placid
He found himself flaccid
And quietly left the room...
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Categories:
complained, divorce, funny, humor, lost love, marriage, passion,
Form:
Limerick
Oktobre Fest
When he had her over a barrel
She complained that it was not feral
But once on a keg
She commenced to beg
Too wild would result in his peril!...
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Categories:
complained, october,
Form:
Limerick
Eunuch
An husband who wanted to stray
Complained to his wife everyday
But she understood
For the common good
There was just one word and its, "Spay!"...
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Categories:
complained, relationship,
Form:
Limerick
The Bluebird of Happiness
"I can't wriggle out of this bed"
A worm's rear complained to its head
A bluebird dropped by
Took worm for a fly
Happiness is nestlings well fed...
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Categories:
complained, bird, children, environment, flying, food, happiness, health,
Form:
Limerick
lonely baker
once a breadmaker named peas
his shop it smelled of stale cheese
so patrons complained
and a court arraigned
he'd open after a breeze.
...
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Categories:
complained, fun, funny, giggle, hilarious, humor, humorous, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Greater Hate Hath No Man
At a bunker in coastal Ukraine
Filth and death; now sadly do reign
With wide open wounds
Many might well die soon
Yet They've never of covid complained...
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Categories:
complained, absence, abuse, analogy, conflict,
Form:
Limerick
Lemon-Rick
There once was a lady sublime
Who complained for sex had no time.
Considering my bent, she was not heaven-sent.
And her name has no place in this rhyme....
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Categories:
complained, lust,
Form:
Limerick
joe willie
once a young dog named joe willie
complained his mouth felt quite silly
cause every night
he chomped and he bite
a can of spiced alumn chili.
...
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Categories:
complained, best friend, dog, food, giggle, humorous, nonsense,
Form:
Limerick
The End Is Coming Too Soon
My wife complained our sex wasn't hot
So I said I'd give it all I got
And once I got ready
I went nice and steady
Uh oh...another three minute shot...
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Categories:
complained, sexy,
Form:
Limerick
mister naffy
once this old guy robert naffy
wore clothing made of bright taffy
so whenever it rained
confectioners complained
his suits though tasty were drafty.
...
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Categories:
complained, candy, clothes, funny, giggle, humor, humorous, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Sick Trick
You complained, “Don’t come over today -
My throat’s sore, I’m tired, and achy.”
So why are you nude,
In bed with some dude?
If you’re going to lie, pull down the shades!...
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Categories:
complained, education, girlfriend-boyfriend, people,
Form:
Limerick
A non-cookbook Wife
She never was the kind of cook
who consulted a recipe book,
and he never complained but swallowed.
He ate with that habitual look
to the ER that always followed.
...
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Categories:
complained, humor,
Form:
Light Verse
Control Freaks In Love
One of the most conceited couple complained then conceded
On a compromise which comprised of all the things left unspoken,
While comprehension and codependence due to run rampant....
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Categories:
complained, boyfriend,
Form:
Sijo
Tweeted Out
Donald Insta’d and tweeted all the day through
The habit got worse and he knew what to do
At the docs he explained
But the doctor complained
Sorry, I'd help but I don’t follow you...
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Categories:
complained, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Spell'D
our world is but a minor hell,
where levels change ,
in show an tell,
don't listen for a change,
it's how it is arranged,,
cast, bloody, spelled,
complained,
well???...
Don...
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Categories:
complained, adventure,
Form:
Rhyme
Questioning Questions
'Questioning Questions'
You asked me to speak,
and then, complained as I spoke.
You ask me, What's wrong?
So, I answer with silence.
Is silence, not, the right answer?
2018 July 13...
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Categories:
complained, anger,
Form:
Tanka
For Lack of Water
Man does not live by bread alone
The Old and New Testaments maintain**
Yet three days after leaving Mt. Sinai
For lack of water, Israel complained
**Deuteronomy 8:3; Matthew 4:4...
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Categories:
complained, bible, faith, food,
Form:
Light Verse
Cruel and Chastise
Cruel and Chastise
There ended up being some big surprise;
We all were always equal in God's eyes;
Never complained;
Patient remained;
While cruel people others would chastise.
Jim Horn...
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Categories:
complained, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
OVER-EXPOSURE
OVER-EXPOSURE
An immodest young fellow called Dan
Sunbathed nude for an all-over tan
The neighbours complained
So he was arraigned
And he spent the next year in the can
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Categories:
complained, summer, sun,
Form:
Limerick
Shoulda Read the Fine Print
There once was a woman titled Clair
who bought a spectacular timeshare
she got caught in their net
put five years into debt
and complained it simply wasn't fair.
Completed February 6th, 2018...
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Categories:
complained, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Shoe Maker
A twisted-legged shoe maker he was
Never complained about his vows
Sold out each shoe merrily
“Marry once or twice
But take a shoe wise
It’s going to take you miles away”
He said, giggled
-Puvi-...
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Categories:
complained, happiness, happy,
Form:
Free verse
Taxi
There once was a driver from Uber
Who really only owned a scooter
So when it rained
His passengers complained
So now he has no more commuters
Couldn't let a St Paddy's day go by without a wee limerick!!...
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Categories:
complained, humorous, ireland, rain,
Form:
Limerick