Short Complained Poems
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They say "he is a wise man".
But, he could not stop
His feed-ups with life.
He had complained few times
In the last two hours.
Seeds complained bitterly;
“We were resting in bags,
happy and safe we were!
Why take us away by force
to be buried in wet soil?”
When Honest Abe and Liar Trump
Ended up in the City Dump
Because it rained
Just one complained
Big Liar Trump, The Tweeting Grump
The bride complained her perfume
Had failed to seduce the groom
Because she was placid
He found himself flaccid
And quietly left the room
When he had her over a barrel
She complained that it was not feral
But once on a keg
She commenced to beg
Too wild would result in his peril!
An husband who wanted to stray
Complained to his wife everyday
But she understood
For the common good
There was just one word and its, "Spay!"
A rather daring young plumber
Worked in the nude one hot summer.
An old lady complained
And so he was arraigned
Which was a bit of a bummer
"I can't wriggle out of this bed"
A worm's rear complained to its head
A bluebird dropped by
Took worm for a fly
Happiness is nestlings well fed
once a breadmaker named peas
his shop it smelled of stale cheese
so patrons complained
and a court arraigned
he'd open after a breeze.
once a small dog named joe willie
complained that his mouth felt silly
for every night
he chomped and he bite
a can of alumn spiced chili.
At a bunker in coastal Ukraine
Filth and death; now sadly do reign
With wide open wounds
Many might well die soon
Yet They've never of covid complained
There once was a lady sublime
Who complained for sex had no time.
Considering my bent, she was not heaven-sent.
And her name has no place in this rhyme.
My wife complained our sex wasn't hot
So I said I'd give it all I got
And once I got ready
I went nice and steady
Uh oh...another three minute shot
once this old guy robert naffy
wore clothing made of bright taffy
so whenever it rained
confectioners complained
his suits though tasty were drafty.
You complained, “Don’t come over today -
My throat’s sore, I’m tired, and achy.”
So why are you nude,
In bed with some dude?
If you’re going to lie, pull down the shades!
One of the most conceited couple complained then conceded
On a compromise which comprised of all the things left unspoken,
While comprehension and codependence due to run rampant.
Donald Insta’d and tweeted all the day through
The habit got worse and he knew what to do
At the docs he explained
But the doctor complained
Sorry, I'd help but I don’t follow you
our world is but a minor hell,
where levels change ,
in show an tell,
don't listen for a change,
it's how it is arranged,,
cast, bloody, spelled,
complained,
well???...
Don
'Questioning Questions'
You asked me to speak,
and then, complained as I spoke.
You ask me, What's wrong?
So, I answer with silence.
Is silence, not, the right answer?
2018 July 13
Man does not live by bread alone
The Old and New Testaments maintain**
Yet three days after leaving Mt. Sinai
For lack of water, Israel complained
**Deuteronomy 8:3; Matthew 4:4
Cruel and Chastise
There ended up being some big surprise;
We all were always equal in God's eyes;
Never complained;
Patient remained;
While cruel people others would chastise.
Jim Horn
OVER-EXPOSURE
An immodest young fellow called Dan
Sunbathed nude for an all-over tan
The neighbours complained
So he was arraigned
And he spent the next year in the can
There once was a woman titled Clair
who bought a spectacular timeshare
she got caught in their net
put five years into debt
and complained it simply wasn't fair.
Completed February 6th, 2018
A twisted-legged shoe maker he was
Never complained about his vows
Sold out each shoe merrily
“Marry once or twice
But take a shoe wise
It’s going to take you miles away”
He said, giggled
-Puvi-
There once was a driver from Uber
Who really only owned a scooter
So when it rained
His passengers complained
So now he has no more commuters
Couldn't let a St Paddy's day go by without a wee limerick!!