Short Commercials Poems
Short Commercials Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Commercials by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Commercials by length and keyword.
Congress-Tv Commercials
Law Passed
Still Loud...
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Categories:
commercials, political,
Form:
Footle
Championship Fight
Battle in the dome,
For Superbowl Championship:
Splendid commercials....
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Categories:
commercials, sports
Form:
Senryu
Game
It's about time,
for the big game,
I can't wait,
love those commercials.......
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Categories:
commercials, life, people
Form:
Narrative
Tv
T.V.
Haiku: by Tom
December 15, 2020
Television is;
ninety per cent commercials,
ten percent other.
...
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Categories:
commercials, life, repetition, truth,
Form:
Haiku
Tv
Yes, I watch TV,
the dramas and comedies.
Commercials bore me....
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Categories:
commercials, allegory, humor, i am, sometimes,
Form:
Senryu
Down Memory Lane
Remember those old Miller beer commercials
'More taste' ... 'Less filling'
The actors in those ads, now grandads
yelling ~ 'More guns ... Less killing'...
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Categories:
commercials, drink, irony, nostalgia, violence, youth,
Form:
Rhyme
Black Bears
Black Bears
Black bears can
Be a sight to
Behold.
But they can also
Be a real nuisance, destroying
Bird feeders and
Bee hives. Charmin commercials not withstanding
...
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Categories:
commercials, animal,
Form:
Pleiades
Handsome Or Pretty
TV commercials can drive me insane
Over and over, it's the same, same, same
Buy this and you'll be
Handsome or pretty
Might even increase the size of your brain...
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Categories:
commercials, celebration,
Form:
Limerick
Commercials
Commercials can drive us loopy and buggy
Time after time, the same message quite uggy
Should be outlawed
Concept is flawed
SOMEONE please come over I need a huggy...
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Categories:
commercials, endurance,
Form:
Limerick
my feelings about tv commercials
TV commercials interest me now
I can watch the same one nine times in a row
And still not know what they are selling
Is it my age? My eyesight? My hearing?
Or are commercial writers really bad now?...
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Categories:
commercials, age,
Form:
Free verse
Handsome Or Pretty
TV commercials can drive me insane
Over and over, it's the same, same, same
Buy this and you'll be
Handsome or pretty
Might even increase the size of your brain
© Jack Ellison 2016...
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Categories:
commercials, fantasy,
Form:
Limerick
Sing It: Diarrhea and Kotex
By Angeline Vine ©
No one wants to hear
about some
woman's period
and the comfort
(or size)
of her pad
No one wants to hear
phaquers sing about
diarrhea and indigestion
Especially at dinner time
when
these commercials play...
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Categories:
commercials, life,
Form:
Free verse
Super Bowl Jelly Roll
Teams gather to play at the super bowl.
The Champion’s title is each team’s goal.
Quarterbacks lead with their might.
Folks cheer their best team, Go! Fight!
Fans: a couch, commercials, and jellyroll.
© February 8, 2011
Dane Smith-Johnsen...
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Categories:
commercials, funny, sports,
Form:
Limerick
Iguana
Iguana wants to be a player
Geico commercials didn't hire this slayer
Apparently he's too green
To counteract the green screen
So Iguana puts on shades
Then moonwalks and prays
The Gecko breaks a leg on Thursday
And hopefully doesn't regenerate the next day...
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Categories:
commercials, animal, funny, giggle, green, humor, humorous, nonsense,
Form:
Rhyme
The Running of the Bowls
It never seemed enough when Mom got done
with popping our best snack food; since our goal
was not to miss the shows, how fast we'd run
during the commercials to refill each bowl!
An oldie
For L. Milton Hankins' YOUR BEST FOUR-LINE LIGHT VERSE, NO. 2 Poetry Contest...
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Categories:
commercials, food, mom,
Form:
Light Verse
The Tv Family
I knew a family who lived for TV
The only time you were allowed to talk was during commercials.
I did not know the rule at first.
But I soon learned.
The TV was on all day
And the TV was on all night
It kept the family
From communication of every kind....
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Categories:
commercials, family,
Form:
Free verse
Wild Kingdom
Wild Kingdom
every Sunday night
Marlin and Jim
traveling throughout the world
catching cats
lassoing llamas
herding hyenas
interspersed with insurance commercials
Mutual of Omaha protecting the wild and you
My favorite:
Snagging snakes
I rooted for the snake!!!
...
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Categories:
commercials, humor,
Form:
Free verse
Nugget Twins
Does anyone have an Easter chick?
We have four, a rooster and three hens
Named Junior, nugget, chirpy and twin
These bitties love to snuggle and watch TV
They have taken me for their mom
The rooster likes to be a daredevil
He will run right up to the dog and tempt his fate
The KFC commercials make them cry!...
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Categories:
commercials, funnyeaster,
Form:
Prose Poetry
No Damn Fame
No more lyrics to this song
No more autographs with this gold pen
No stage or lights for this great thespian actor
No more cameras or pictures for this performer
No motion pictures or TV commercials for this superstar
Now, I am standing here, silent, out in this cold pouring rain
No more crowds and no damn fame...
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Categories:
commercials, imagination
Form:
Free verse
Empty Glass
Last of the wine has
been dripped
Knuckles crack
and crack
tongue slaps the lips
The TV screams
as the commercials beg
The children starve,
time never ends
can you
really
trust
your mind? as insanity only conquers
the insane....
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Categories:
commercials, people, philosophy,
Form:
Free verse
Commercials
Commercials
By: Tom
3’24’2020
What you see
Isn’t always what you get.
Appliance or Mattress, or Mobile Device
First, cheapen it up,
go heavy on the advertising.
Then, more importantly,
give it some fancy name.
After inflating the price,
have a 30-40-even 50 percent off sale,
Works every time!
Baa Baa Baa
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Categories:
commercials, imagery, integrity,
Form:
Free verse
Turn Off Your Imagination
Turn off your imagination!
Press the button, choose your station.
TV; fast food for your brain,
numbs your senses, feelings, pain.
Flock of sheep, that’s how you’re treated.
With commercials you are greeted.
What to drink and eat and chew,
monkey see and monkey do.
We know best what’s good for you:
Turn off your imagination!...
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Categories:
commercials, parody, social,
Form:
Couplet
Where's the Beef?
(I got the idea for this poem from those commercials that were made over 20
years ago. The elderly lady who starred in these commercials died in 1987.)
I ate a hamburger at a restaurant and I asked where's the beef?
The chef got mad and he made me swallow my teeth.
That chef's patience was very thin.
I'll never ask where's the beef again....
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Categories:
commercials, food, funny, loss,
Form:
I do not know?
Old Tv Commercials
There was Louie the fly
Who’d want to fly by
There was Madge who
Soaked your hands in Palmolive goo
There was the Rolladoor song
That Geelong supporters sing along
Your Mum Mister Sheened your furniture
To a sparkling shine so sure
These commercials I remember on television
That as soon as I think of them they are in my vision.
© Paul Warren Poetry...
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Categories:
commercials, technology,
Form:
Ballad
A Bit of Sarcasm
A Bit Of Sarcasm
Tom
October 6, 2020
After returning from the Emergency Clinic yesterday, I spent time
watching famous people advertise Car Insurance,
Reverse Mortgage Insurance, or Medicare Commercials,
but thankfully I was occasionally interrupted
by something somewhat worthwhile.
Tom
Boy, do I feel better now that’s off my chest.
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Categories:
commercials, satire, writing,
Form:
I do not know?