Short Comedienne Poems

I asked my girlfriend- when is your birthday again/ 
then, she told me March 1st my dear, that's when 
around the room I marched first 
my girlfriend let out a burst...
and shouted, WOW...you're a comedienne...

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The holidays would leave no room
for cutting calories.

Totie Fields,
we laughed a ton.

Not a breeze to go from two twenty
to two nineteen,

the wise guy comedienne
would surmise.

6/20/2019
*1970’s Comedienne - The price of her book on amazon $227!...

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She is a comic.
A comedienne.
You will not be able to stop laughing.

I am an empath.
I meet her and feel powerfully sad.
She has perfected the cover up.

Covering up her anguish with jokes.
Covering up her disappointment by uplifting others.
I have to get away, for her sorrow is too deep.

Being an empath, I recognize despair
When I hear it laugh....

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my soul is so light right now
while sharing a cookie shake with you
at first you gave me the strangest of looks
you felt the embrace of my enthusiasm
then you opened your mind

your shield is so dissipated right now
as i check out the latest lyrics to your latest song
at first i roll my eyes thinking you were the latest comedienne  
i felt the sincere enticement of your passion
then i opened my eyes...

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President Not Prime Minister

Can thin spaces be created by a Priest?
Closer to God and not distance increased
And about certain things I must be blunt
Trying to decide what I need and want.

How much longer must I have to wait
For standup comedienne to be candidate
Which I really already have actually heard
By them always have to be re-assured.

Will come back later and finish poem.
Am running out of battery.

Jim Horn...

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