Short Chow Poems
Short Chow Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Chow by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Chow by length and keyword.
sunny winters hearts
snow barking yet a little
wet chow-chow barks
4/3/22
written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2022
Categories:
chow, analogy, appreciation, dog, funny,
Form:
Haiku
I woke up late again
rolled outta bed
wow my hair was a mess
i quickly got dressed
holy cow no time for chow
i am late again
i just cant win
Categories:
chow, stress,
Form:
Rhyme
Many vegetarians think
Brutish carnivores need a shrink
But pigs and cows show
That just is not so
Herbivores can't smell their own stink!
Categories:
chow, food,
Form:
Limerick
I could give you a golden glove
Send you a morning dove
Let the stars fall down on you from the heavens above
But they'd never match my love.
Categories:
chow, animals
Form:
I do not know?
The Chinese have a dog called, "Chow"
It does not taste much like a cow
The Italian, "Ciao"
Is never highbrow
Yet either one help bed a Frau!
Categories:
chow, humor,
Form:
Limerick
my Thanksgiving comes with a sigh
I’m a steak and hamburger guy
roasted turkey is not
the kind of meal I want
I'll chow down on the pumpkin pie!
Categories:
chow, celebration, food, funny, holiday, humorous, thanksgiving,
Form:
Limerick
Deprived pilgrim wives ruminated
On ways to get hubbies elated:
After Thanksgiving chow
Ogling men hollered “wow!”
As wet-shirted women they rated.
Categories:
chow, humor, thanksgiving,
Form:
Limerick
Army cooks don't do anything wrong
By feeding a "Mad Killer" throng
& that's rather droll
Like a troll on the dole
Who freaks out on a Viet Cong dong
Categories:
chow, culture, food, money, patriotic, veterans day, war,
Form:
Limerick
King Herod was such a big dummy
For armies must march on their tummy
Why would he crucify
A "FREE FOOD & WINE" guy
Who could make Army chow quite yummy?
Categories:
chow, bible, christian, drink, food, gospel, war, wine,
Form:
Limerick
There once was an old man from Spain
Whose appetite is bigger than a drain
So he ate a whole cow
And four tons of chow
For he will never go hungry again
Categories:
chow, children, funny,
Form:
Limerick
He called himself Homer the house cat
And mostly ate tuna with pork fat
After lunch he'd meow
'Nearly upchuck his chow!
And grin like an overstuffed wombat!
Categories:
chow, animals
Form:
Limerick
Here lies Mary McSimple McDougal
Along with her twelve cats and a poodle
Mary could not read
At school she smoked weed
So she couldn’t type ‘cat chow’ on Google
Categories:
chow, cat, food, remember,
Form:
Limerick
delicious chow
a dog's bow-wow
juicy worm so sweet
a robin's tweet
a lover betray
a horse's neigh
an ill-timed kiss
a snake's loud hiss
Categories:
chow, betrayal, cat, dog, emotions, horse, kiss,
Form:
Couplet
An old chow chow in Albuquerque
is often called odd, weird, and quirky
He drinks only prune juice
His best friend is a goose
and on Thanksgiving he weeps for the turkey
Categories:
chow, humor,
Form:
Limerick
underwater pose
flounder bellies afloat free
cattails sway swiftly
Categories:
chow, food, funny, imagination, sea, visionary,
Form:
Haiku
An impish chow chow-chihuahua mix
is again up to his old nasty tricks
Orange fluffy and small
people think it’s a doll
Then he’ll yap-yap-yap-yap just for kicks
6/8/22
Categories:
chow, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Fried Turkey
Inject with beer, Chow Chow and liquid Cajun seasoning two days before frying
Old shirts or bibs and a roll of paper towels per person are highly recommended...
Categories:
chow, food, holiday,
Form:
Verse
A Chinese opera singer named Chow Ling
Had a voice that would set dogs to howling.
Her high C, it was said,
Could awaken the dead,
And turn Buddha from laughing to scowling.
Categories:
chow, humor,
Form:
Limerick
a hole in the roof means you'll see clouds
a hole in the plane means your going down
but if your just a hoe
muds seeps into the soul
you'll munch weeds and make rows of green chow
Categories:
chow, farm,
Form:
Limerick
Chow bowl and the hound are at odds.
So sick of the corn and pea pods.
Begs make a mistake.
Bumps table for steak.
The hound takes no time for applause.
1/12/2022
Categories:
chow, animal, food,
Form:
Limerick
Santa's thrashing around in acute pain
No gifts due to bottlenecked supply chain
What was Santa to do
To achieve a breakthrough
He'd snap up packets of Chinese Chow Mein
Categories:
chow, christmas, cute,
Form:
Limerick
Here's a humorous fact about moo cows
They moo in an accent from the region they chow
Mind blowing if true
Dug it up just for you
Big guffaws this hilarious tidbit allows!
Categories:
chow, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Scalloped potatoes are a favourite of mine
Even chow down any time before bedtime
Ain't good for the rump
Sits there like a lump
As delicious it is, you expand as you dine
Categories:
chow, food,
Form:
Limerick
Here's a humorous fact about moo cows
They moo in an accent from the region they chow
Mind blowing if true
Dug it up just for you
Big guffaws this hilarious tidbit it allows!
Categories:
chow, fun,
Form:
Limerick
A sweet Chow Chow called Charleston Dinah
Was court-ordered to go back to China
Told: Leave the U.S.
You made this covid mess!
She arfed: You nut I’m from North Carolina!
Written 5/12/22
Categories:
chow, humor,
Form:
Limerick