Short Charlton Poems

A chat show presenter from Preston
Had a peculiar guest on
He came on a cart
With a shield o'er his heart
And said that his name's Charlton Heston...

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Sword-and-sandals he often wore
Fifties movies,the fans adore,
Bibilical epics we see no more-
Unusual in a Hollywood life
Faithful,marriage to just one wife.

Tribute to Charlton Heston...

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Used to thrill 
     to the Fantastic Four, X - Men 
    Sometimes ever Charlton or Classics illustrated
   Dare I mention to my educated friends  
       that I still read comic books?
or even to anyone 
    that I enjoy 
   Archie - with hamburger eating Jughead
 the poor and rich girls 
      Betty and Veronica ?
I advise you to take a 
    comic book trip 
They are not just for children...

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Charlton Heston and Eleanor Parker are in a bad situation.
Legions of army ants will attack their plantation.
These creatures cause many square miles of devastation.
The insects will devour everything in sight.
Charlton and Eleanor will take a stand and fight.
Do you wonder how this predicament will go?
All you have to do is watch the video.

Based on the 1954 film "The Naked Jungle"
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What know you about a rich wife’s fears?
How she feels when her man her wealth nears?
Watches her the scene and marked pain bears 
Or ahead goes to shed obvious tears?
A Neighbor Eve I have who goat rears 
And her Charlton pays back in arrears: 
Smiles of understanding, soon great fears;
She could from him run with engaged gears!
Wife to her man her wealth endears,
From him withholding it heart spears…
 
Charlton she’s forced to mind her profit
And on the subject turn Prophet!...

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