Short Certification Poems

I am pretty much unqualified
To judge poetry contests
To draw cartoons
To paint canvases
To use a chainsaw
To write a book
Yet I do all of these things
Without certification, license or diploma
Because no one has demanded my qualifications...

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When I ask you to join me
it's not lightly.
When you refuse and disagree,

the star that lights the world
dims. Reality needs joined hands.
You have to tell your tales

of things I haven't seen or
I will die in the shallows
of my senses.

Love is the certification you are a builder, 
pass particles of the earth
from eye to mind....

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~ Certification Anticipation ~

     Infestation
     Germination
     Mobilization

     Bloviation-Condemnation
     Agitation-Exhortation

     Excitation
     Confrontation
     Profanation
     Desecration
     Litigation
     Ruined Nation

     Frag            ta
              men          
                            tion...

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With software the devil possessed
They've outsmarted EPA's test
So avoid the behind
Don't inhale near the hind
Of Volkswagen's diesel “skunk” pest


Author's note:  A case for more, not less, federal regulation.  This is an example of what is wrong with underfunded federal agencies and our reliance on self-certification.  Meanwhile, what happened to all that carcinogenic air?...

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Even thought my poems is better then the average poet I would said people would not understand

How hard it was in school an especially in college where average person would write once or twice 

I would write three time and write a average of 200 papers but the requirement is 100 for associate of art and counting my credit it did not transfer it would be equivalent to a bachelor but lately I been looking at

Certification equal to bachelor degree I guess the glass cell is not broken....

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