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If I Could See To Drive

A wooly caveman who has not bathed in years looks better than me My hair is sticking up every which way There is enough dirt under my nails to plant a tree If I could see to drive I might get a haircut I could just cut two little windows into my bangs I have done it before It always freaks the hairdresser out She does not want me to tell anyone Where I got my hair done after I do that. It is not an easy fix apparently. Where are my scissors?

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Jeanne Mcgee

Date: 7/27/2019 10:41:00 AM

Another good laugh here. I cut my own hair all the time too.

Caren Krutsinger
Date: 7/27/2019 4:09:00 PM

I do and they beg me to stop, especially when I make bald spots. I just laugh.

Arturo Michael

Date: 7/26/2019 12:27:00 PM

Let me cut some hair...Lucky you...I have to guard the few stranding warriors...for as long as I can...

Caren Krutsinger
Date: 7/26/2019 5:53:00 PM

I let everybody cut my hair. My husband says it does not matter how much they cut. You will be a shaggy dog in fifteen minutes. True too.

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 7/26/2019 11:44:00 AM

LOL...I was soooo close to grabbing my scissors...I’ve done it before too but decided on the quick hair cuttery whichever one it was... can you...yes, sit down...done...outta there.

Caren Krutsinger
Date: 7/26/2019 5:54:00 PM

I have made bald spots in my hair by doing it myself.They grow out in less than two days.