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If I Could See To Drive

A wooly caveman who has not bathed in years looks better than me
My hair is sticking up every which way
There is enough dirt under my nails to plant a tree
If I could see to drive I might get a haircut
I could just cut two little windows into my bangs
I have done it before
It always freaks the hairdresser out
She does not want me to tell anyone 
Where I got my hair done after I do that.
It is not an easy fix apparently.
Where are my scissors?

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Jeanne Mcgee Date: 7/27/2019 10:41:00 AM Another good laugh here. I cut my own hair all the time too. Login to Reply Caren Krutsinger Date: 7/27/2019 4:09:00 PM I do and they beg me to stop, especially when I make bald spots. I just laugh.

Arturo Michael Date: 7/26/2019 12:27:00 PM Let me cut some hair...Lucky you...I have to guard the few stranding warriors...for as long as I can... Login to Reply Caren Krutsinger Date: 7/26/2019 5:53:00 PM I let everybody cut my hair. My husband says it does not matter how much they cut. You will be a shaggy dog in fifteen minutes. True too.

Kim Rodrigues Date: 7/26/2019 11:44:00 AM LOL...I was soooo close to grabbing my scissors...I’ve done it before too but decided on the quick hair cuttery whichever one it was... can you...yes, sit down...done...outta there. Login to Reply Caren Krutsinger Date: 7/26/2019 5:54:00 PM I have made bald spots in my hair by doing it myself.They grow out in less than two days.