Short Catty Poems
Short Catty Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Catty by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Catty by length and keyword.
This is what we should say.
"God bless Negative Normans today,
Bless them on their way."
Far better than catty cliches!
Bottle shops are grottos,
I, too, could go blotto,
But that is so not me,
Your catty comments are for free,
I remain, always chirpy!
If poems on farting are distasteful... why have a listing called wind?
(Just asking for a friend )
12/05/21
Strike pose
Fake nose
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1 November 2017
Inspired by - but not entered in - the "One Footle Only" contest, sponsored by Judy Konos.
Oops... do excuse my manners.
I didn't mean it, just came out.
Excuse me please... so sorry.
Wordku: 5-7-5 words
AP: Honorable Mention 2026
Was it a car or a cat i saw
Screeching tyres like the scratch of a claw;
Mad? Am I madam
Why? I don't fathom -
Driving that car should be against law.
I sure wish that I had a tail.
High-boned cheeks and wide eyes would pale
if I'd a wagger.
You may think me awfully vain.
Forgive me, but I'm just sayin'
looks seem to matter.
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My name is Nancy Jones
The name of the contest is Tail-Rhyme Contest
Passive Cat
poor cat -
door mat
Survivalist Cat
Fought rat;
got fat
Cat Fashionista
Blond cat
donned hat
Bad Kitty
Cat Spat.
Scat, Brat!
Too Bad for Too Slow Kitty
Pat sat.
Cat flat!
June 21, 2022
For A Brian Strand Premiere Choice Poetry Contest
A shallow thinker of little integrity
A sycophant stinker and less empathy
A wanting to return to a golden age
which never existed,
with ludicrous rants that serve to enrage
Catty remarks weird and twisted...
Selflessly she married into a family,
it only makes her more inspiring
She won't hear the sounds of pitter patter,
Kamala, her husband and stepchildren matter!