Short Catty Poems

This is what we should say.
"God bless Negative Normans today,
Bless them on their way."
Far better than catty cliches!...

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They’re so catty, nosey and intentional
The fiery furness engulfs and surrounds them 
Where’s their sanity and vital point?...

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Bottle shops are grottos,
I, too, could go blotto,
But that is so not me,
 Your catty comments are for free,
 I remain, always chirpy!...

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A Mormon with two lovely wives
Discovered they both had sharp knives
Somewhat chatty
Both were catty
But he, alas, did not have nine lives!...

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There once was a woman named Patty.
Who certainly was very chatty.
Told to be quiet.
Said she would try it.
But felt that they were being catty....

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If poems on farting are distasteful... why have a listing called wind?

(Just asking for a friend )

12/05/21...

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Strike pose
Fake nose

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1 November 2017

Inspired by - but not entered in - the "One Footle Only" contest, sponsored by Judy Konos....

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The Cat Song

If I were a cat,
only were a cat,
what a happy little cat
I would be.

If I were a cat,
only were a cat,
oh how catty
things would be....

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An old lady in Cincinnati
Is mean, vindictive and chatty
She has fifty-three kittens
She calls them all Mittens
It’s no wonder she’s frazzled and catty

2/11/22...

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An old lady in Cincinnati
is mean, vindictive and chatty
She has fifty-three kittens
She calls them all Mittens
It’s no wonder she’s frazzled and catty

Written 3/19/22...

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Fatty Who Became Batty

What we could call Trump is fatty;
His character appears to be catty;
Always meant,
To be hell bent;
Is door nob who did become batty.

Jim Horn...

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I can't say the catty word, much less ******?
I can say dick, prick, hard on anything but the anatomical *****?

Isn't it weird there's a lotta guys named after *****es
and very few women (I don't know one) named after ******s?...

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Catty

    Bratty

           Fatty

               Chatty

                       The wit of a catty bratty gal

                       undid my poor fatty chatty pal.


Jan. 22, 2017 for the "Write Me a Tyburn" Contest of  Kim Rodrigues...

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Jesse Lasky met Boris Spasky
                      Musket musk-catty spider husky
                   Lasky's knight cooked Spasky's rook
                      Spasky's queen is spider's spook
                 Bishop stomped heyho where is Cash key ?...

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I sure wish that I had a tail.
High-boned cheeks and wide eyes would pale
if  I'd a wagger.

You may think me awfully vain.
Forgive me, but I'm just sayin'
looks seem to matter.

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My name is Nancy Jones
The name of the contest is Tail-Rhyme Contest...

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Passive Cat

poor cat -
door mat

Survivalist Cat

Fought rat;
got fat

Cat Fashionista

Blond cat
donned hat

Bad Kitty

Cat Spat.
Scat, Brat!

Too Bad for Too Slow Kitty

Pat sat.
Cat flat!

June 21, 2022
For A Brian Strand Premiere Choice Poetry Contest...

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Falling in love with a litter of kittens:
KITTEN
SMITTEN

An overweight cat:
FLABBY
TABBY

Beauty pageant cat:
PRETTY
KITTY

Vocal cat:
CHATTY
CATTY

A song about cats:
KITTY
DITTY

A very small cat:
BITTY
KITTY

6/18/21
For Brian's All Yours (June 19) contest...

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How furious are the curious?
Or is it the other way around?
If you’re catty, are you necessarily batty?
I ponder these things with my regular doomsday frown.

How much drink will take me to the everlasting brink?
I know it may seem odd perhaps, but I just have to ask. 
You see these questions come up in my mind oh so pink.
When barkeep puts too much ale in my holiday flask....

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I adopted a cat around Thanksgiving
He was the sweetest thing in the beginning
To my surprise
He’s in disguise 
With The Joker kitty I am now living  

This balmy yuletide season Milo despised
My silver tinseled Christmas tree he demised
Never expressing gratitude
A clawing catty attitude                                                  
Yet a contented kitty I have surmised
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Mine I know, yours I’m liking all the more
Mine likes chasing birds, yours likes a little dicky too
Mine likes playing with bunnies, yours is partial to a rabbit too
Mine likes being stroked, yours does too
Mine is all furry, yours was once too
Mine purrs away, yours lovingly murmurs along
Too much pussy I know
All a little bit catty but it’ll have to do
Say hello to Florence the pussy cat
Darling, do you name yours too?...

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TRICKY
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her sleek form sashays
gliding on patio with grace,
tricky eyes aglow
with savvy feline cunning…
she clutches prized dinner’s prey.

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time for sneaky play
a sneer, a squeak, and a splash!
woolen yarns unfurl 
meshing our catty faces...
shrewd moon laughs at naughty games 




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Especially written for Linda Marie’s Bag of Tricks
By nette onclaud...

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