Short Carded Poems

Use Card God Has

When you don't want discord, 
You can always use God's card;
Never do discard.

Have you ever been carded before?
If with God's will never suffer pain.

No gain pure and plain
So why should you go insane
God's card conquers pain.

Jim Horn...

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My first legal drink
Was anti-climatic
I had gone out 
To celebrate my legal age
At age 21
I could finally 
Get a drink in a bar

I wanted to get 
carded that night
But no one looked at my ID

I had gone to a bar
When I was 14 
No one ever carded me
As I looked much older

Finally got carded
At age 32!
I thanked the guy
Saying he made my day...

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The deer shake off the headlights


We sat in the car outside the 
liquor store peering like deer, our eyes 
following Pinky as she went in to 
the store for a twelve pack of beer.
Our breathing stops. She's carded. Shucks.
Fake card works. Yes! Pinky time. She
sashays back, with beer and condoms, smiling.

connie pachecho

4/12/17 

Note-Kwansaba 7 sentences/lines containing 7 words in each?...

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There’s a 7-11 on Mars,
with parking for plenty of cars.
There’s never a wait in line
and you never get carded for wine.

There’s a huge monument on Venus,
it's shaped like a giant peniz.
That’s a salute to Jeffery Bezos,
is it accurate and life-like - who knows?

A universe for the rich,
who found a technological niche,
with their business soaring,
to the stars they are roaring,
but for the rest of us, life is a bit-ch....

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