Short Canned Poems

Tin-canned umbrellas
Snail and glitter proper names
Waiting for a train...

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Canned jam fans ran to
buy "Jam by Jan" jam Jan canned
at the Jamboree!...

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'Hullaballoo,' 'Hee-Haw' too
  Laughter and singing canned
     ~ wear a headband...

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Of high range
In market
Canned minds sweet maybe - for some
But  preferred
Fresh ones...

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Lap Band
No canned

Hover
Cover

tighten
liten

Sliming
Slimming

New life
No strife...

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Fed up
Fixed up
Dressed up
turned up
Stood up
Gave up
canned up
Fed up.





Peter Dome.copyright. 2014....

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dimensions align
need to apply the hand brake
way out of order
populace without borders …
used the virtue of vision.

© Harry J Horsman 2016...

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chickens are not pets
and should not enter house
mother's knife is near

canned chicken is best
raising chickens became norm
juicy tender meat...

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i cannot be cannonized
for words
that have already expounded
exponentialy
for
i can be canned
for new word combinations
expressed

exquisitely...

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When a Royal Irish Lancer
Was told he had prostrate cancer
He shouted with glee,
"I got it for "FREE!"
Now he serves as Cork's break-dancer...

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There once was a man with a plan.
The man with the plan was named Stan.
Stan's plan as a man
was flan from a can
which he named Stan the Man's Canned Flan....

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A swindler who frequents Toledo
has Fools Are Born To Be Canned as his credo
Scamming the mob by mistake
he made a hasty break
He now fences had soap in Escondido
2/7/22...

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The answer is at hand when laughter is canned
And we are returned to the sand
Salt of the earth to salt of the sea
A single grain of salt is what life be on evolution's tree...

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There was a young thin cow of Holland
She would love to laze around on hot sand
Eating grass was well past
She wanted to have a blast
By munching organic fruits freshly canned...

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a basketful of green and orange.
stomachful of another week’s paycheck.
a father’s pockets crumb-lined and stiff.
kids play catch in the canned food aisle

the fluorescent lights never stop buzzing....

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There's a very mean lady named Ann
 Who questioned many a man
  As the host of the 'Link
  She was sure to make them think,
  Wrong answers would get them canned!
                                --
 8-2-18...

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Who knows what lurks in the hearts of man
All seems normal outside but imagine if you can
A hidden desire to run amok
Act like a total schmuck
Screaming in the streets chomping on canned spam...

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If in your fruit cellar you find
My jar, you need not be perplexed
When one day the label reads
"Canned peach preserves";
And on another day, "cubed dills";
Or if you find upon opening
Nothing of the label of contents....

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Who knows what sillies lurk in the hearts of man
All seem normal outside but inside, imagine if you can
A hidden desire to run amok
Act like a total schmuck
Screaming through the streets chomping on canned spam...

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I had a plan to tell you how I feel but i canned it reran it. 
How do I show you your my bandwidth my sociable sandwich.
What if I told you how my heart ticks.
What if you told me that I was just a stand in.
I couldn't stand it....

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Who knows what sillies lurk in the heart of this man
All seems normal outside but inside, imagine if you can
A hidden desire to run amok
Act like a total schmuck
Screaming through the streets chomping on canned spam...

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Runaway Train

    Conductor No Brain


Off His Track
     Didn't Look Back


Cargo Debris
   Blowing In Breeze


Poor Boxcar Willie
       Got Knocked Silly


Sam The Man
      Was Simply Canned 

I Did Yell
    What The Hell...

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Dusk settled on light green trees
Timid mongoose peeped
Padded feet in the alley
Cool breeze thru leaves seeped
 It started to feast
On old canned fish and stale meat
Stars twinkles in east


27/9/12
BY-Tahera Mannan
Contest- Wonder Of Dusk In Seguidilla...

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Man Canned Tableau

Insult as men stare,
More frequent than rare,
Holding Partners hand
Passerby, he's canned,
Boobs, bottoms or legs,
Stop it now she begs!


PHOTO 3

Entering Contest " Tableau 2 Poetry Contest"
Sponsor: Joseph May
27th March 2021...

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non notables
same is to same old
repeat offenders 
nothing new
back scratch revenues
old poets club.
canned scriptures
wasted words
post mortem phrases
casket contusions
dead dendrites.
old poet network news.
boring, blatant, bygones,
corporeal cripples....

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