Short Caddie Poems

Food taste buddy
She turn caddie
For just a day....

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A sweet young thing named Maddie
Found her a rich sugar daddy.
   "He's lousy in bed,
    But after he's dead
I get his solid gold Caddie."...

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She had a craving for something sweet
    So she got herself a sugar daddy
      He gave her all her desired treats
         And put them in a caddie
 She was his favorite candy

     He called her his Sweetie
         And  bought her diamonds and pearls
  They vacationed in Tahiti
      Where turqouise waves would swirl
 And she would rock his world
                            ~~

 Contest : Sweet Or Salty
Sponsor : Andrea Dietrich...

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i'm not
a golfer
but i can
quietly report

on this 
sport
without 
knowing

any thing
that involves
my balls keeps
me very alert

and then to
combine my
wood not an
iron though

i love to putt
and put my
balls into
her cups

but i've got
to consult
with my
caddie

not that 
there's
a three
some

going on
but her
sug
gestion

was just go in
and hold on to
yourself allowing
to give and get

a
bit of
a little
death...

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Golf Cranks tried to see where his ball went on the course
The bird on his head was looking another way, his tweet hoarse
Which way did you flick it? His golf partners asked Cranks.
If I knew that it would be easier he said, not knowing their pranks.

They had given him a trick ball for his birthday, for fun.
It had disintegrated immediately as he started this run.
They finally confessed and had a laugh together too.
They are despicable friends said his golf caddie Bird Dew....

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Caddie of Manger was incredible granger
                           He kept her bees in the seas of Kraken Kranger
                                           His bees were the beasts
                                            Fed on brewer's yeasts
                          Brewed beers for the bears Caddie a little skanger












    Caddie of Manger/Limerick: Humor/Fun/Nonsense©Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
                                                  11/19/2014...

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