Short Cabinet Poems
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When you drop something,
Say behind a kitchen cabinet,
Why will the task be easier
If you close your eyes
When you stretch.
Suella Braverman
Made many mistakes, but the major one
Was using the pro-Palestinians
to insight riot from Social Darwinians.
the loos crystal clean
but where the Cabinet meets
stench of corruption
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Scratched, though a perfect match
To the scuffed, cabinet at home
Cost only thirty nine dollars
Well worth that price, to help organize our chaos.
glue,next to the butter
the kitchen cabinet cluttered
a moth flutters next to the kitchen light
been there all night
i eat my plate of red beans and rice
The Greatest Football Player Ever
What more can I say
These are his collage yearbooks
I built this cabinet in honor of him
As a child I was Johnny Unitas
Prove A Point
How should we have to prove a point?
Put crown on Trump's had and anoint
Then place him on a throne
While walls are bare to the bone
On cabinet who will he appoint?
Jim Horn
Cabinet members attend
a 'meeting of the minds'
Everyone is sitting
on his or her behind
The task on the agenda
for today
How to screw
DJT a brand-new way
surfaces
hand-planed and
dovetail-joined …
with deft hand
he pets his
creation
uttering
craftsmanship
ain't dead yet.
January 27, 2023
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Golden kisses touch the lips of the tress;
Embracing feet walk the hills and pastures streams;
Covenant seems to be fleeting be;
Embraced cabinet hot crèmes;
Shot in the dark, who turned out the lights;
The cabinet’s filling
With nothing that’s healthy,
All lacking in judgment
But goodness – they’re wealthy!
Yet just like my kitchen
There’s one thing that’s great –
They all will get tossed
On their “Best Used By” date!
The familiar glazing over of the eyes
The all too strange stare
Mismatched eyebrows
And in-grown hairs
I was sure
Sure I knew that person
Then I opened the medicine cabinet
And she, she disappeared
Just like dew on a summer afternoon
Form:
What are Cabinites all things you find when cleaning cabinet dwellers
“By the way, Ron Paul wants
to eliminate the Department of Energy”
“Ah! with that one statement
he has won my vote!”
…
…
…
“I see… he wants to eliminate
every other cabinet-level department, as well”
“YOU MUST THROW OUT THE BATHWATER
WITH THE EVIL DEMON-CHILD!”
To the bathroom, quick I raced.
I threw the cabinet wide in haste
To see what’s in that tube of paste.
It’s not that I am pure or chaste,
But I’ve not yet acquired that taste.
Yellow #1 dye? It’s in the waste…
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More fun with Maurice Rigoler’s Ancient Toothpaste
Donald Trump has one Golden Rule
A Winner must always be cruel
Today he's nice
Like rats or mice
Because, you know, its April Fool!
With his Cabinet of felons
Trump sought Stormy Daniel's melons
The Democrats jeered
But Republicans cheered
And promised not to be "tell-on"s
The maid caught me out in the wild,
Where I was out dancing merrily:
She put a spell on me,
And locked me up with a magic key.
The key shone with gold
And was shining bright,
And when it opened into another world
A lovely new moon shone at night.
Worry and pain
Wind and rain
Masks and cleaners
A porch with boxes
Movies about dreamers
Still a natural anti-depressant
Above the juicer in the cabinet
Yes wine summons but more for the heart
Dark chocolate beckons
Powders, cookies and bars
And those luscious sprinkles from the stars
Laundry Room
The central activity in
the laundry room isn’t the action of
washing and
drying my tatty, smelly clothes, it’s
the Daily Redback Spider Race.
Also, the laundry basket leaks
gas. The linen cabinet doors in
the laundry sometimes turn the
dazzling colour of a
butterfly.
Without you My notebook
has no pages
Without you my bird
sings no song
Without you my book
Has no words
Without you my heart
Has no love
Without you my poem
Has no rhyme
Without you my rose
Has no petals
With out you Tylenol
can not be found in my cabinet
Oops how did that last one get in there
"Ok, Vanna White," she'd chide
While shutting all the cabinet doors
I'm better at opening than shutting stuff
Like right now
All possibilities left open
Let fate decide
What I think I want
Never gets dealt
And I'm running out of time
Bluff my way to some comfort
Another door to opens
Either way
:
.
Bonk
On head.
Raised too quick!.
Saw a bright star.!
Shock!
Wife
In tears
Laughing hard
Because of look!
CUTE!
Me
In pain
Tears in eyes.
Wanting to cry!
Cuss!!!!
(Note: CUTE is supposed to be sarcastic!! This happened last week...10/07/09 And I
didn't "cuss" LOL Most everyone's been there!!!!!!!
Everyone Educate Horn Limerick
Trump is not keen on making points;
Himself always awards and also anoints;
Nothing ever does he clearly explain;
Drives us insane when he does complain;
Can you imagine cabinet he appoints.
Can't wait to see them on Saturday Night Live;
Will laugh so much and hope we can survive.
Jim Horn
COCKTAILS FOR ONE
Opening the kitchen cabinet for a morning cocktail, line em up in a row
one two three four five on the counter as the smell of am coffee brews.
Down the hatch they go, five for breakfast, two with lunch, one more
for dinner and two at bed time, three cheers for me whomever I used to be.
Debbie Mills Kelly
11/17/12
Whoa! My cabinet's 'not diverse enough!'*
This identity stuff is really tough!
Greeks, Poles, Nepalese
Turks, Finns, Congolese
You do it, Kamala ~ You're no creampuff
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*'Biden's Cabinet not Diverse Enough'
was the top story on Chicago news
stations at 5:30 p.m., Dec. 09, 2020.