Jeff Kyser Poet Monorhyme

Tube Pee Or Not Tube Pee

To the bathroom, quick I raced.
I threw the cabinet wide in haste
To see what’s in that tube of paste.
It’s not that I am pure or chaste,
But I’ve not yet acquired that taste.
Yellow #1 dye?   It’s in the waste…

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More fun with Maurice Rigoler’s Ancient Toothpaste

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L Milton Hankins July 4, 2022 at 7:37 PM I have certainly enjoyed your takes on Maurice's poems. He is a master at short humor, and you are no slouch yourself, Jeff. You guys always brighten my days,.

Gershon Wolf July 4, 2022 at 6:37 PM Looks as if Freud would have a a field day with a few of your titles today, Jeff! ~ Keep Smiling, gw