Short Bulimic Poems

Trump People Mimic Horn Haiku

trump people mimic
and had become bulimic
caused epidemic 

Jim Horn...

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Medics once diagnosed girls
  who'd pick at their food as anemic

Advances in medicine conclusively show
  that all along they were anorexic-bulimic...

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There was a chef named Luke,
All of his entrees were nuked.
In every dinner he planned,
All of his food was canned,
And most of his patrons puked.

Now many patrons inquired,
Why this chef was never fired,
But his boss was anemic,
and very bulimic,
Which is why Luke was hired.

This Diner's reputation lags,
But the owner always brags,
That his dining auditorium,
is a modern vomitorium
With no need for doggie bags....

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Inundating, binging,
the muddy, bulimic river
gorged the flood plain, consuming
everything that wasn’t nailed down:
tree limbs, leaves, bleating sheep, chicken coups,
plastic grocery bags, inner tubes,
cesspit contents, only to vomit
it back up to its torrential torrent surface.
Helpless victims stand the high ground
with a wing and prayer their homes
be spared the wrath of God
knowing only too well that the laws
of nature…
have no favorites....

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Seaweed tastes like a storm of six months
A bulimic cloud of bile and doubt
Fainting in the brisket line 
Curled on the chest of a false lover 
Pregnancy scare relieved by a loss of one fifth
A predator child disguised as sensibility
Reports the angel to cover himself
Teeth forcibly removed
Jaw and soul bruised
Out of work and left with myself
Do I seek self-destruction?
I ignore the real questions and tear the seal
One pack of seaweed
One hundred Calories
That is enough....

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