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The Derogatory Diner

There was a chef named Luke,
All of his entrees were nuked.
In every dinner he planned,
All of his food was canned,
And most of his patrons puked.

Now many patrons inquired,
Why this chef was never fired,
But his boss was anemic,
and very bulimic,
Which is why Luke was hired.

This Diner's reputation lags,
But the owner always brags,
That his dining auditorium,
is a modern vomitorium
With no need for doggie bags.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010




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Date: 12/26/2011 6:21:00 PM
What a hoot to read! A great change of pace to bring a laugh.
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Date: 9/23/2010 3:26:00 PM
grissley and yucky fun! congrad's on your win! Light & Love
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Date: 9/21/2010 5:30:00 AM
Congratulations Robert on your win in John Freeman's contest "Giggle Poetry Contest # 2". Love, Carol
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Date: 9/20/2010 9:28:00 AM
This is a wonderful limerick Robert...made me smile! Thanks so much for sharing! Have a blessed day~Mary~
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Date: 9/20/2010 9:24:00 AM
Hello there Robert, congratulation !! What a wonderful and fascinating enjoyment to read this wonderful poem. (( many funny thoughts go thru my mind while reading this awesome and clever write. Enjoy and take care,..p.d.
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Date: 9/19/2010 3:00:00 PM
congrats on the win!
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Date: 9/19/2010 6:10:00 AM
Many congratulations Robert on your win in John's contest >> James
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Date: 9/19/2010 4:44:00 AM
Congratulations on this well deserved win, Robert
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Date: 9/18/2010 5:28:00 PM
Congrats Robert on your big win in the Giggles Poetry contest.. a super piece..enjoy your top spot my friend..with luv...
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Date: 9/18/2010 5:17:00 PM
congrats on your win with this witty entry
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Date: 9/18/2010 1:44:00 PM
Congrats, Bob. Well deserved. LOL. Nice going. Ralph
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Date: 9/18/2010 9:36:00 AM
Hahahahaha! Congratulations on your #2 Placement in the contest, with this hilarious Limerick! Peace, Audrey
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Date: 9/18/2010 8:57:00 AM
Congratulations Robert on your #2 success and thanks for your support ! Agape, Moses
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Date: 9/18/2010 8:10:00 AM
Very funny. congratulations on your win. Love, joyce
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Date: 9/11/2010 11:16:00 AM
This great 'gas', as we would say in Ireland - gas meaning fun.
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Date: 9/7/2010 9:57:00 PM
hahaha. Very good!!
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Date: 9/7/2010 3:33:00 AM
Well, I hope that I never visit this establishment..Interesting write..Sara
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Date: 9/6/2010 6:48:00 PM
funny yet gross!
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Date: 9/6/2010 3:20:00 PM
Yuck! ...and I just ate (for reals). No Luke for me!!! Great triple Limerick here, dear Robert. Thanks for your nice comments. Love, iolanda
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Date: 9/6/2010 5:01:00 AM
This is sick, but in a good and funny way! Haha...thanks for the laugh. A great Limerick Robert.
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Date: 9/2/2010 10:35:00 AM
How funny, Robert! Hope this isn't a true story; I wouldn't want Luke in my kitchen. Thanks for suggesting we read the poem by Ms. Newton. It was so moving. Your limerick series would make a great entry for the giggles contest! Wishing you success always. Love, Carolyn
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Date: 9/2/2010 8:01:00 AM
eww, but it is a funny one so good luck in the contest
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Date: 9/2/2010 7:26:00 AM
Hehe, funny write Robert, thanks for the laughs this afternoon.. ;) Wilma Ps: thank you for your comment as well
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