Short Buggered Poems

Yet look upon me face n see, 
some other bugger looks back at me , 
where is johnson he was orright, 
must have buggered of into the night,
 him i still can't see....?

Don Johnson

thanks Michael J F...

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My wife read Fifty Shades last week
It’s gone right to ‘er ‘ead
Now I lies in trepidation
Every time I goes to bed
Just yesterday she came in nude
And chained me up, real tight
She snapped the lock, put on her frock
Then buggered off all night...

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Tyranisauris

Tyranisauris Rex said bugger off Tex
This is my swamp today
Fair suck of the sav
Don’t stick our you neck
Or I’ll slap you silly hey

So he buggered off in a cloud of scales
Cos Rex he didn’t play
No love affair 
Frustrated yeah
And then he went away

Don Johnson...

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Candlelight monorhyme 

By candlelight I said gooday,
The little shiela came my way,
Stood me up, she didn’t  play,
Buggered off with Joey Jay,
Darkside dinna  want em hey,
Rejecting poncing pals I say,
Catch another girl I may,
Cos I’m just ol Johnson, grey.

Don

	Russell Sivey
Contest Name	
By CandleLight |...

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Lady Tara rolls the dice

Lady Tara tolls the bell,
Mongst  demons of the Buddist hell
Greed and avarice of the psyche
Tibetan wheels do mortals strike,
And greed is sure to tell,
Pointless mortal avarice,
Does dwell,
But not in paradise:}
Just hell,
Go get yeself a slice:{
The greedy buggered well,
Try it once or twice,
Till ego rings the bell,
Compliance rolls the dice….

Don Johnson...

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Joe black Cat

black as the night, 
gone in flight,
when you turn he isnt there,
locks dont hold,
the black im told,,
has buggered off orright,
brown snakes do run in fright,
cos the black he isn’t there,
and Halliwell tears his hair,
as Joe bestalks the night….

Don

Take yer eyes off Joe and he's gone, tangled with a few deadly Brown snakes already,
wheres the antivennine hey.....

LORIKEET IS the owner of the black kitty...

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