Short Brownie Poems

Hill Dill, 
Come Over The Hill!...

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he takes care of me
even when i am in pain
brownie points are earned...

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doling out
compliments for free ~
earning brownie points



AP: Honorable Mention 2022

Posted on August 8, 2018...

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hot dogs plumply burnt
juicy hamburgers with cheese
Italian chicken

a side of coleslaw
potato salad and more
gooey iced brownie...

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Obi Wan Kenobi
Said “dooby do be dobie”
He wasn’t one but nearly two
And didn’t know just what to do
In his brownie, Kenobi robe(y)...

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Melted chocolate filling
Chopped peanuts sprinkled
Scoop of vanilla ice cream
Crunchy and square treat
Cakey and fudgy
A brownie
Yum
!...

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A chocolate brownie pop tart
Is the fastest weigh to her heart
But as her best friend
You know she'll break wind
That will rocket right off the chart!...

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Brownie, elf, gnome, pixie and fey
Walked to large mushroom store on the bay
Met a grouchy gargoyle along the way
He was made of concrete, all gravelly gray...

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A mug of hot chocolate
With some cinnamon
Added on a winter night,
A drop of spiced rum
And a huge brownie
With cream cheese
Sweet!
...

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The Chocolate!

She is a deliciously smart gal,
For each and everyone's her pal.
Be it in the brownie or cake,
Or the icy cold milk shake.
She sure can change everyone's morale!...

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perfect autumn day
hot brownie from the oven
candy corn on top

harvesting pumpkins
freshly made apple cider
witches elixir

oranges and ambers
pointed leaves drifting off trees
evening bonfire...

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     Can A. Biss
        married Hash Hish

      At their wedding
        love and peace

     No cake was served, just
        a giant hash brownie

     Can A. Biss offended
        ~ “I disavow thee”
...

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Crystal ball
I am waiting for the smoke to clear.
Once it does show me the Wood Brownie 
Banquet hall.
Crystal ball
As I recall
The Queen of the Brownies was wearing a
Gorgeous outfit of sheer.
Crystal ball
I am waiting for the smoke to clear....

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He found a box of brownie cake
sprinkled with silver sugar flake.
Ah! Hidden weekend treasure,
ate with forbidden pleasure,
stays bed ridden with bellyache.

August 30, 2020

Limerick Fun Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin
Syllables: 8,8,7,7,8 checked on howmanysyllables.com...

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My hand is drawn to your olive breast
I feel the swelling in my palm
Your hard soft curves exciting
My pulse begins to race
Your lips glistening
Invite my kiss
Two bodies
Become
One


Inspired by John Heck's Members' Contest
(Well he did say a sexy theme wins brownie points!)...

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Shiny Brownie eyes,
With the Little Worried Tear
Beside the Moon and Stars
In the deep blue Sky
Far away to Mountain....
Far away to River....
And far away to the Beach....

On the lonely Single Bench
At the left corner of the park
Under the May Maara Tree
Only Shiny Brownie Eyes......

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There is nothing as tasty to me as a warm chocolate brownie
she is a bit better with cold vanilla ice cream oozing off her top
a dollop of freshly whipped cream will do
if you ate the ice cream up yesterday
whether or not to add M and M’s or a cherry 
is up to my Gemini mood of the moment...

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 I lived away in the Aussie bush, 
grey Cat escaped a smoky moosh {face},
 he was eating Brown Snakes,
 brought Rabbit for his Doggie mates,
 a smoky kind of Puss.

Puddys can be fierce hunters,
 they usually jump 3 feet in the air,
 when a brownie strikes at em. 
Quick or dead?

Don...

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Pan plays alone, disguised as a brownie or imp
Playing his flute, showing off for a charming nymph
The forest is silent, except for his pretty melody.
What more could happen? How much greater could we be?
This was from the nymph who almost always wanted more.
Pan played his melody forward, and his heart gave a soar....

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All was quiet on the eastern front, and the southern front too.
We faeries were lying in wait, hoping the elves would be back soon.
A troop of brownies wandered by, drunk on sunflower seed oil.
Hush! The queen cautioned us. We transmogrified into flowers.
We certainly do not need a brownie skirmish before an elf battle....

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Another dog has been dumped on us.
He looks like a pit bull to me.
I am terrified.
Joe says he is a boxer.

Our dog Buddy loves him.
He is playing with him now, leaping and wrestling.
Animal control has asked us to corral him.
I cannot do it, I fear him.

I ask Joe to do it.
“Corral Brownie?” He says.
It is all over now.
New dog has a name....

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under the tall mushrooms', in the day of gloom
I carried my fork and broom to run of the chick a boom
from my whom; darn morning sickness, that dragon's zoom kiss 
as he reminisce and baked a swiss brownie  bodice 
as the cat in the tree miss a hiss and a  p i. s... s...   : ) 


9/7/2021

Nonsense Rhyme Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: charles messina...

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I could eat a pie in the sky
Said the Bear unto the snake
A giant cherry fancy pie
With lashings of cream shake 

A Pie the size of giant whales
A humungous macaroon
A slice of chocolate brownie
The size of the new moon 

The snake just warned the bear
To not gorge on such food
But the bear knew hibernation was near
And to be full would do him good
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When I was a kid I wanted to be in the ballet  I just love the ballet.  I really wanted 
to be in the ballet but I wanted to be a brownie and a fork or spoon.  Better than  
Iever thought.  I love my family.  I love my parents and grandparents.  I really need 
to relax and enjoy the day with a cup of coffee or water.  I want a mug of coffee 
and I got one and have coffee all the time....

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BROWNIE TIME

So    it’s brownie time
They are so easy to make
50 strokes or so
Of this heavenly chocolate
No kids    so I’ll eat them all

Looking it over
I can do better than that
Such a weak poem
Baking brownies is no art
Poetry should say something

Now    take Longfellow
Hiawatha eats brownies?
Yes!    Magic brownies
Amazing what one can write
On a magic brownie high...

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