Short Britney Poems

a clerihew

A bride, Britney Jean Spears
young girl of seventeen years.
After fifty-five hours of married life
annulment granted - no more wife.


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If Britney gets another chance
This time she better wear some pants
When getting out her SUV
She’s shown us more than we should see


5th place finish in the contest...

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Barack Obama!
Stop the drama!
Dick Cheney
You make it rainy!
Britney Spears
brings me beers
One size fits em
said Ashley Simpson ;)
stop the hate
of Bill Gates
Its Mrs Gates
who fluctuates!
50 cents
Nippy pants!
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I’m so concerned for Britney Spears;
She’s dancing to a Timberlake!
The “Toxic” singer’s shedding tears;
I’m shocked some people think they’re fake.

Danced “Holy Grail?” She must be sick;
She shows such pain on Instagram.
I’m not here for the nudie pics.
Here for you, Brit, I really am!...

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He is stuck in the chimney,
which I think Britney
Spears would find very funny.

He's moving his legs in the air,
birds looking at him with no care
as to the ordeal he's given a dare.

It is 24th December, nearing midnight,
and there is no possible sight
of anyone who can replace Santa,
as the Christmas Master....

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What a way to welcome me
I’m thrilled at gesture thee
Knowledge shared expands through
Mutual learning is a boon true
And this is my verse out of blue
Look forward to learning full of hue
Ever in need of blessings such
Well, that makes me scale heights much..!
May Lord give me the fervour
Of diva like Britney Spear(s)..!!


	
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skinny jeans
converse shoes
britney spears taylor swift
jonas bros tiger beat
magic mood
disco music
pop music
late dates
summer kisses and holding eachothers hands
double dates and triple dates magic
decade magic
now magic
rock and roll and watching tv
no one playing ball outside anymore
crude things on television computer too
eating yummy caramel chocolate
going places different faces
good bad
decade magic...

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Britney Greiner Horn Haiku

was an unfair trial
she has started new hair style
nail polish and file

return intention
happy again must mention
brought to our attention

above all she stood
head was covered with a hood
suffering withstood

she has much appeal
fine food will be here next meal
prayed when she did kneel.

would see white snowflake
on Native Soul breath did take
happy again make...

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The sun scorches along the interstate
branding Arizona with smoldering,
rubber Nazca lines.
In the steak house, ersatz Western artifacts,
She says she is Navajo
but she looks like Britney Spears.
She brings some bland repro food.
I think of Navajo blankets,
how a hand-woven history
has kept their stories authentic.
She tells me she is working her way through
- she does not say what.
I don’t ask,
I hope it’s someplace real.

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The sun scorches along the interstate
branding Arizona with smoldering,
rubber Nazca lines.
In the steak house, ersatz, Western artifacts,
She says she is Navajo
but she looks like Britney Spears.
She brings some bland reproduction food.
I think of Navajo blankets,
how a hand-woven history
has kept their stories new.
She tells me she is working her way through
- she did not say what.
I don’t ask,
I hope it’s someplace real.


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