Short Brexit Poems

Thats why I cry
Their xenophobia
Brexit...

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Experts bah!

Lies and spin the Brexit crew, knew not, that they knew not what to do....

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As we Leave behind 27
We stand United free as 4
Our God in the Kingdom of Heaven
Show Remain how we Rule.
Amen....

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Political Changes 

Brexit in Britain 

Donald Trump in America 

Marine La Pen in France 

How do you like them Apples ????...

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Our Jenny passed gas on the bus
      We knew it was headed for us
      We rose to make exit
      A virtual Brexit
Too late! we must sit and discuss!...

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There once was a swine loving Tory, 
who sought out election glory.
 but he was called on his bluff 
 and quit in a huff
and thus ends that Tory's story....

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Lord Brexit nodded off in his chair
And, of course, Parliament did not care
When May gave him a prod
He exclaimed, "Oh my God!
Is it true we are already there?"...

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Boris Johnson looks just like Donald Trump
Which means that for liberals he's a chump
   He swears he will Brexit
   If not he will text that
Voters can place his rump in a sump-pump...

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In EU Scotland wants to remain.
It has nothing with Britain to gain.
It will lose Liz the Queen.
But the Queen it has seen
quite enough. Time to sever the chain....

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You and I are not the same although,
We breath one air. Yet I still know,
That we could make it work. We,
Fed our frightening spree.
Rather with you then,
Alone again.
As hate nighs,
Big Ben,
Dies....

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The media told us for years Brexit was a crisis
Covid came along and mankind aint seen nothing like this 

Showing us the media are talk spit ill advisors 
dramatizing story lines to reap financial prizes...

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BRITAIN'S DIVORCE

Brexit?
Well exit!
Don’t bisect,
And dissect it!
Don’t retell and retell it,
As we kind of expect it!
Are you trying to perhaps 
Protect it?
Please make a decision,
So we can respect it!...

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Corona Virus..... oh shut up or shut down? 
We are all in the same crisis run-a-round. 

With or without Trump and Brexit it's the same ole' coffin.
There's no cure for the gormless boffin.

by
Martin Braun
3/14/2020...

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Brexit!
The dreaded word,
haunts us once again,
Oh!Visions of doom, burst and gloom!
lies and false promises spun in looms,
In Houses of Parliament rooms,
To craft election win,
And enforce,
Brexit!





A red- letter day Rictameter poetry Contest...

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So the referendum didn't go your way,
you wanted to remain, you thought we'd stay,
you didn't anticipate the leave result,
and two years later it's still too difficult,
you've handed out many bigoted insults,
please tell me, how long will it be til you behave like adults?...

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Remember Brexit and how it was the worst CRISIS to ever happen, 
since then....
we've had a global pandemic, climate change 
America replaced Trump with someone more deranged 
it took 9 days for the Taliban to invade Afghanistan
the media kept saying CRISIS it appeared like Candyman...

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Oh, the brand of MultiYork,
It had five fifty then;
The pound dropped low with the Brexit deal,
And they’re washed up in their fen.

Now when you are up, you are up,
And when you are down, you are down,
But with a cliff edge fall and trade screwed up,
You’ll simply sink and drown....

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The UK seeks to leave the EU.
It's no longer enjoying the view
of its friends 'cross the water
'cause it thinks it's much hotter
than its neighbors.  Alright then - adieu!

NB:  According to Webster, the word "adieu" is pronounced in English like "ado"....

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Mrs. May, I’ve no reason to thank her,
that Corbyn bloke’s a total wanker,
Dreams I will now shatter,
The Lib Dems just don’t matter, 
And as for the rest 
They’re just a protest.

So with a lack of selection, 
In the General Election,
I’ll assign the dice and go with luck
Cus BREXIT made me not give a duck!...

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Immigration discrimination “go back to where you came from” I hear him shout “go home” “ get out”. 

I wear my colour everyday I’m proud of who I am. I was born this way.

Brexit Exit what a loud of bull. British born and bread white, black, brown and green. stop the hating airport interrogating. 

I wear my colour everyday I was born this way. That I am proud to say....

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I’m feeling low and I’m feeling tired.
Tired of all the lies, low for the truths facing us in this bloody mire.
I feel my time is running away because I’ve had enough of all they say, ‘freedom day’ just more bluff, bull bluff. The children will pay for the life we’ve subjected them too. They’ll have to live with Covid and suffer decades and decades of being ‘Brexit fools’...

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Listen to poem:

I dreamt of a treaty with Trieste,
but it was to get my mind off something else -
the Brexit.

In the treaty all would be good,
and I would have hols in Trieste
twice a year.

Do I take my bucket there and spade?
Do they have sand in
the city of Trieste?

Actually, I've just fallen in the sand.
Brexit's come to pass
and Trieste's wishful thinking.





6/24/2016...

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A sad truth is upon its way..! This un-election day.?? Should
This carry through; will birthdays be next too?
Its hard to contemplate? I have to say.! Can an elected
Government of Britain, allow such? For under juristriction they
Were voted in, as law stands.' How can they then deprive
Other men? 
 Are they in truth then 'not lovers? upholders of law
Based elections; in Brexit Britain.?...

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It is with regret that I write today
We desperately need another way
I speak for many when I say
We don't want a Brexit day

3 years ago, we booked the boat
to sail from the EU, was the vote
Now, if we're to stay afloat
It's time, Mrs M, to get your coat

Many months have brought changes in views
No longer brain-washed and confused
Much of the UK wants to choose
Another referendum, win or lose....

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Dont do it! No, you just can't Brexit!,
You're mad! You're bad! You mustnt Brexit,
Please say you won't, its a dead end Exit,
If we leave Europe it'd be the end of Life.
Now, what have we done? Its going to be trouble and strife,

Our whole wide world is crashing in an almighty Bump,
Truly? Really? No not nearly cos here the saviour Trump,
Woh! Wa Hoo! Yipee! and Phew!
Thank God for Donald we're first in the queue!!...

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