Short Bozos Poems

Oil
Some people are green with no life experience. Wet behind the ears. They can't work a washing machine. Life for them will be hard. Vertical learning curve.
Others are yellow. Real back stabbing bozos who'll step on your corpse. Not looking over their shoulder as you burn. The worst type of plebs. I know many....

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I sit outside wondering what those bossy raccoons are doing in the kitchen.
They threw me out assuring me that spaghetti making is their specialty.
Do not let the crows in, I cautioned them. They steal my shiny jewelry.
It is not easy being animal friendly. I sit on the porch, trying not to hear
My husband’s favorite drums being played in the living room. 
Obviously those bozos have let the opossums in!...

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Bococo bay
beyond Ballay,
beyond Bar Reef,
beyond belief;
big booby bawls
brash booming calls
bedraggled beasts
bake bacon feasts
boss bozos boast
beside bad ghosts
blue butt Baboons
bemuse with tunes
bone bodies boo
(boil boogers too)
bombastic boys
bang, bang with noise
bijou boats float
bob bob in moat
blind burping bird
begs to be heard
Bococo bay
beyond Ballay,
beyond Bar Reef,
beyond belief;
beyond Bopeep
beyond my sleep....

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It is creeping closer with dire certainty
the Headlines in italics:HERE COMES WW3
Target first is CALIFORN
New York next will soon be TORN
Boston with a Nuclear TREAT
Autographed by Militant  Bozos
Life couldn't be any more SWEET
Tracking missiles heading out to SEA
Tsunami waves,fun for you and ME
Bush and the grinning CHIN
Playing Atomic Chess that neither side can WIN
All I want to know,it is a question from my MOM
How do you handle a Thermonuclear BOMB?...

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