Short Bossed Poems

The Rugby World Cup Sevens girls
Made Marmite ladies lose their curls
Vegemite bossed
So England lost
Australia went home with the pearls...

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The Pope said he's sorry they lost
Some children who would not be bossed
Since those who refused
Were raped and abused 
But the Pope had his fingers crossed...

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It's pretty important
to know the difference
between squire and square.

Mayor and mare
there and their
fair and fare.

Lust and lost
Cussed and cost
Bust and bossed

Depends on the pronunciation, don't it?

A phone call makes all of it real....

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Like and Love
Dislike and Hate
Good and Great
White and Bright
Sleep and Death
Bad and Evil
Sin and Iniquity
Religious and Righteous

Between these primes
There is a Line
Once crossed
You become Bossed
By the very nature
That becomes your culture...

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Bossed

From the powers that be
I was told once to thee
That in order to pee
I must sign a decree
That states I agree

To dock thy pay
Whilst I was away
But how can I stay
And hold nature at bay?
...What else can I say?

~J.D. Cromwell...

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A promise was made with fingers crossed,
In front of God and family.
Bride did not relish being bossed,
Macho man came out on Day three.
So different was her groom, you see.
She jumped in her car, set speed to zoom,
Got as far as she could from this little goon....

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She asked us for a funny cake
None of us understood
Until the seven-year-old heard the request
I know what grandma wants she told us
She recruited several cousins
They formulated the perfect cake
Wild knows wild said my husband
He ought to know
He was raised by one
And is being bossed now by the other...

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