Short Bookie Poems

Sexually Gamble
nookie
bookie
Hangover in the Suburb
alcoholic 
bucolic



Just trying something different...

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A GI looking for nookie
Met a Geisha girl called Suki
Would you believe
She could conceive 
Faster than a New York bookie?...

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there was a bookie named Jennings
who had to pay the mob his winnings
one day it was said
he kept them instead
and was later found floating in the Hudson
...

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Here lies the bookie Reginald Dodds,

Trampled by a horse, what were the odds.







Entry for
An Epitaph to Make Us Laugh 2 Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Jesse Rowe.
11/4/19. Placed =1st....

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My nympho neighbour’s Sugar Cookie
She’s well known for her love of nookie,
Now she’s up the duff
Her hubs in a huff
And spends all his time with the bookie

For my on line friend 'Sugar Cookie' who is expecting her baby in January

09/14/20...

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Buick leathered quickie
she was awright a hookie
she was lace traced
and he was dollared
looking for a bookie
green he flashed
green she cleavaged
then it was
humpy thumpy
they went
and car was alive
in the the corner
dark, making sound
in just another

Business Round!...

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Though he looked mean Pookie-Lou was okay, 
Deemed bookie by, Sookie-Sue things looked grave….
Thought untrue was Pookie-Lou
Alas, the tale was not true,
In truth, Pookie-Lou just loved to play spades….




Comments:
Never judge a book by its cover, without reading
it first...

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Nookie
Bookie

Cookie
Shnookie

Staring 
Daring

Her smile
Beguile

She winked
I blinked

Staring
Erring

Undressed
I’m blessed

Amazed
I gazed

Caressed
Her breast

She punched
I hunched

Gambles
Shambles

June 9, 2015

A Gambler Tries His Hand(and eye) at a Strip Staring Contest...

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Haplessness

I was full of happiness, 
   But she soon burst me small balloon, 
   Blue sky of happenstance,
She treated me like a loon.

So I staggered off into the night,
Without too much regret,
Soon as I was outa sight,
She placed anudder bet.

Useless racehorse he was scratched,
The bookie wouldna pay,
She bet me last Sunday shirt,
But I had gone away.

Don Johnson 20-july-11

Francine Roberts Contest Name happiness is a balloon...

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Every ten year old needs a hustle 
The cattle yards the Friday shuffle 

The farmer need a sandwich for lunch
Or a horse they've got a hunch  

I will run to get your dinner
Or place the bet for the sinner

It makes no difference to me
I am just hustling for a tuppenny

In the back door of bookie shop
Two Shillings I did drop

Over to the copper fiddle
For the ham off the griddle

I hand Paddy his slip and meat
A sixpence on the hustlers beat...

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When you're wanting to bet
   On a racehorse, don't fret.
   With this tip from the stable door.
   Pair Wunwun with Tutu,
   A double that's for you.
   It's a wager you should not ignore
   Wunwun won,one race,
   And Tutu too, her chase.
   That has left one bookie,quite sore.

   1 1 is a racehorse. 2. 2 is 1. 2
   1.1. 1 1 race  2. 2    1. 1.   2.

   Wunwun is a racehorse.  Tutu is one too
   Wunwun won one race.   Tutu won one too.

   11 / 2 / 2016....

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Life is a game
That wears all blame


Better be still
That noisy fill


Be true to you
In all you do


Loiter with joy
Cast play and ploy


Look to this day
To work new pray


Here time and space
Hide your true grace


To know the way
Go beyond stay


Look and listen
Grace funds wisdom


Wind-blown message:
Discern passage


Fortune cookie:
Trust no bookie!


Linger with grace
Light up your face


Leon Enriquez
24 July 2014
Singapore...

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I am just a cookie
 consider me your local bookie.
I can gather every bit of info
 on your accounts and social intro.
I can take your picture on your camera
 the one with you and grandma.
I can find my way to all your accounts
 the bank, the credit cards without a doubt
I will take your identity with a password guess
 let me in, just say yes.
I'm a cookie chipped with every byte
 and ready for your info delight
all you have is mine, 
 isn't that divine?
Just open the window....

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