Short Biden Poems
Short Biden Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Biden by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Biden by length and keyword.
Mitterrand and Macron
Names so easy to confuse
Let Joe Biden do it
~ Media blows a fuse
Categories:
biden, confusion, identity, perspective,
Form:
Rhyme
Joseph Biden, President,
Current White House resident.
His faculties are in decline,
But his handlers say he's doing fine.
Categories:
biden, america, political,
Form:
Clerihew
Now that it looks like Joe Biden
Will leadership come out of hidin?'
Hope he'll rally the nation
~ Not be another aberration
Categories:
biden, hope, leadership,
Form:
Epigram
The media made quite a fuss
To show a minus as a plus
But Biden made clear
Our problems this year
All boil down to us against us!
Categories:
biden, political,
Form:
Limerick
Joe Biden is starting to whine
The Democrats won't toe the line
They can not agree
That we should all see
A politician has a spine
Categories:
biden, political,
Form:
Limerick
Mr. Biden pledged his word
so solemn, sincere...
He's just reneged on his pledge
~ so insincere, cavalier
Categories:
biden, integrity, political, sad,
Form:
Rhyme
He’s allowed the CoVID-19
To run amuck and obscene
But Biden is here
He’ll win never fear
When vote counters finally convene
Categories:
biden, political,
Form:
Limerick
Biden spent my taxes on me
Now I pay it all back plus three
Its crazy I know
But that's how things go
When Government say something's free!
Categories:
biden, money,
Form:
Limerick
Putin, Lavrov, Biden, Psaki
Trump, McConnell, Harris, Pelosi
Zelensky's a fresher face, for now
We'll get sick of him soon too, and how
Categories:
biden, celebrity, political,
Form:
Rhyme
Biden went to the Middle East
For a cous-cous sheep-eyeball feast
Relations were strained
Raisi explained,
"That Red button summons a priest"
Categories:
biden, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Trump and Biden
There were trump and biden
Both like a siren
Biden said trump is a stick
Which he can break
And crushed him like a titan
Categories:
biden, america, extended metaphor, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Putin has a vicious guard dog
Because he lives high on the hog
He's hoping Jinping
Will do the same thing
So Biden will cringe when they blog
Categories:
biden, dog, political,
Form:
Limerick
Max it's no secret
Your shoe talk vote stinks so walk'
No more time Biden'
Afgan so no win'
Disguise maybe hair afro?
The jigs up Mr Smart
Categories:
biden, absence, america, analogy, anxiety, betrayal, childhood, conflict,
Form:
Senryu
Is it a quite annoying
new currency- bitcoins?
They are completely polar
Bitcoins and the dollar.
A dollar and bitcoin,
Like Biden and Beethoven!
Categories:
biden, humor, money,
Form:
Rhyme
Trump ordered a Big Red Tie Day
But Stormy did not want to play
She's Biden her time
At the Five and Dime
(Trump's face mask looked like his toupée)
Categories:
biden, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Trump has smeared our Snail Mail with slime
Insisting it is not a crime
Ballots need inspection
To win an election
And Biden may die with more time!
Categories:
biden, political,
Form:
Limerick
Taylor and Travis ain't hidin'
She's voiced her first choice is Biden
Though Joe looks ancient
Fans know he's patient
Yet swiftly his odds to win widen
Categories:
biden, boyfriend, humor, love, men, music, political,
Form:
Limerick
I've never voted for an abuser
Nary a criminal or a boozer ~
Biden versus Trump, wink
I sit on my rump, think ~
Now which one is the lesser loser
Categories:
biden, giggle, political,
Form:
Limerick
The military will never behave
Generals have arms, and power they crave!
No one finds it odd
They need a Death Squad
In Myanmar, it is called "Burma Shave"
Categories:
biden, political,
Form:
Limerick
In laughter's echo, memories glow
We played those suckers, putting on a show
With every scheme and well-worn grin
Together, son, we always win
© daniel miltz
Categories:
biden, political,
Form:
Free verse
Jill Biden goes to see Afghanistan
But she forgets to take her exit plan
No problem, she says
My husband's the Pres
Taliban draws her a line in their sand
Categories:
biden, irony, judgement, leadership,
Form:
Limerick
We need to disinfect the WH before Trump arrives
Hunter Biden was in there smoking that white stuff
And who knows what else was going on in there
© daniel miltz
Categories:
biden, political,
Form:
Free verse
In senility deep, the whispers flow
A truth concealed, as doubts bestow
From day one’s dawn, the tales unfold
That Joe Biden's mind, a story bold
© daniel miltz
Categories:
biden, political,
Form:
Free verse
Feeble Trump called out Joe Biden
He’s messed up and always hidin'
Who botched Pacific
Is not terrific
And his approval’s now slidin'!
Categories:
biden, culture, introspection, old,
Form:
Limerick
Humpty Trumpty sat in the White House,
Humpty Trumpty had a great electoral loss;
All his lawyers and crooked friends,
Couldn't make Humpty Trumpty president again.
Categories:
biden, 1st grade, america, fantasy, humor, leadership, lost,
Form:
Rhyme