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Short Beastie Poems

Short Beastie Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Beastie by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Beastie by length and keyword.


Premium Member Denial
Young Connor he voyaged The Nile
By sailing a live crocodile
The beastie went SNAP!
And swallowed the chap!
Oh well, it was fun for a while....

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Categories: beastie, humorous,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Farmer Fred Shed's
Farmer Fred went on a diet
Nancy said, “You got to try it”
Fred began to “Feel the Noize”
Tooting like the Beastie Boys
Really it was Quiet Riot...

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Categories: beastie, fun, funny,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Yeah Yeah Yeah
Blue Barrel Blue Barrel you got me over you
Fraudulent extravagant
How much you want to bet
Winners odds surround it by Cannonballs
Jump for joy
Boxes of toy if batted and overjoyed
Dark chocolate caviar based in olive oil
Reese's Pieces, Kit Kat and Almond Joy
 tis a pleasure doing business with you
... Beastie Boys
Shopping at The Bargain Basement second hand storesl'
Help them, help us all Lord


8/21.19
James Edward Lee Sr 2019©...

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Categories: beastie, anxiety, depression,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Pound-Bound Hellhound
Doggone it, that blasted pup irks me
He thinks he’s my Mom’s fav’rite pee wee
     He grabs harmful toys
     From rascally boys
Then chews them while gloating, bad beastie!

I’m coming for you, Mr. Hellhound
I’ll see you returned to the pet pound
     The blues you will sing
     So just take a swing
One scratch on my head, you’ll go Greyhound





Image “B” Chosen
*Written December 16, 2018
For James Edward Lee Sr.’s “Baby Face, What’s You Thinkin’” Contest...

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Categories: beastie, baby, dog,
Form: Limerick

Book: Reflection on the Important Things