Short Bassoons Poems

she wishes to use him as a means to an end
say he aint my freind
my shoes is new
what ya'll think he do?
begg me for love
he get's no love
get no love from me
ya'll know how it is!
ya'll know!
mo' dough
mo' dough !
chump ass bytch!
betta have sum for me!...

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bum: bum: bum: bum!
plinky, plinky, pumb!
bum: bum :plinky ,plinky, plumb!
 BORERUST DEAL GO
PEACE TO THE LOVERS
MIGHT THOSE DISENFRANCHISED
FIND WAY TO ADAPT
LOVE BEYOND YOUR LOVEBOUDERS
LOVE IN ALL DEMITIONS
TURN YOUR UNEAGERNESS INTO THAT
WHAT'S, THAT YOU MUST ASK
THAT IS LOVE
I STAND PROUD TO SAY
LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE!...

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I love you
and I thought 
you and I should be together

as one
as husband and wife

I love you 
and I thought we
could start oar's
together

will you honor me
with marriage

will you say yes
and marry me
will you marry me

here I'm down 
on my knee
it's like the eye's of the world
are all on me
I know that
you and I can be
happy if you marry me
if you marry me
cause I love you...

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Clarinets, bassoons, oboes, ugh.
Flutes, oh, yes, Native American flute music please.
Violas. Don’t be prissy!
Cellos. Ha. Ha. Who wants to carry one to school?
First and second violins. Too stringy. Twangy. Hurt my ears.
Trombones and tubas. Oh, yes, please.
Now for my all- time favorites besides the guitar.
Drums
Cymbals.
Bam.
Crash.
Boom
Bam
Give me percussion or do not give me any music at all....

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sing the lines right
or the paddle will find your bottom!
listen up bucko
the lyric's are for the Missus,
you tryna tell us something?
those bassoons could use a good cleanin
so if the music don't jive with what you're
singing, look's like the main feature
will do the chores of the peasant!
you see: what we're talking about
is perfection, sing the sound
and we go home on time,
you're do it right
whether you like it or not!...

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Sun sets, stars sparkle, sliver chimes tingle
Yielding to an oboe's lonely minor key pleading
Moonless sky's dark deepens, bassoons, moan
Piano notes lightly dance, stars flirt and twinkle
Harps and violas, lovely late-night companions
Over the hills cymbals clash as a flash storm rages
Neon-white flares, heralding trumpets boldly blare
Yellow-gold dawn, blue joys sing, a flute abides...

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FLOURED SHRIMP





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                                                                  .              STEAMED CRAWDADS...

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Thunder rumbles lightning flashes.
Druids chant rhythmic runes.
Electrifying tonights mood.
Tis Draculas Halloween bash.
Wolfman arrived in a mask
And his houndstooth zoot suit.
Six witches with red sashes
Flew loops on hickory brooms.
If Frankensteins' bride laughs
It sounds like raspy kazoos.
Ten fashionable tom cats
Wore bat festooned top hats.
As The Ghouls band played bassoons.
At Count Draculas bashes
Each dance is monster's Madness.
But the punch was new hemlock brew....

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