Short Bad Poetry Poems
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Bad poetry is what one gets
when horny people don't have sex
so if this rhyme seems juvenile
give me a break, it's been a while
National Bad Poetry Day
There you have it
I had no idea
I am in the perfect site
for today!!
which rhymes with
cliché
betray
and dismay!
the one
thing about
holding your tongue:
it's hard to talk, harder
to eat
sometimes
you bite your
fingers, but as
a plus, bad poetry
is slowed
like bad poetry
strains to push out another ~
constipation reigns
for the A Hi-Poo Senryu Poetry Contest
sponsored by John Lawless
written on 10/2/23
Aging
Problems with my joints
Problems with insomnia
Problems with my memory
Problems with my concentration
Problems with my energy levels
Problems with my taste buds
Problems with desire
Getting old is one big problem
One problem after another
This problem isn’t for the faint of heart
Well, at least I am still alive
And able to write bad poetry!!
VAma jiust processed this mezz captivated humanity crest.
Mancan mushnot vogon can't quiklik vogon takes!
Verishan verrigan orderly vquoop melancholy menzzxox
Humanity crest captivated vroomer past vhe finish grind
Plutoians eating intergalactic cloves of vogonian mustaches
6/6/20
Vogon Poetry (Really Bad Poetry) Quoopisk Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Team PoetrySoup
Start with an obscure form of poetry,
a female role in Shakespeare comedy
to find yourself in gender politics.
With changeling, colonial politics
mask anonymity in poetry
add subjugation into comedy
To mix sixteenth century comedy
with twenty-first century politics
without doubt produces bad poetry
Poetry comedy and politics
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Love has been over-written
There is not much left for me.
Even so, as I fall asleep
I try to write a romance
On your back, in circles.
My feet between your sleeping legs,
I keep quiet to keep you near.
I want to super glue your lips to mine,
To be held until we are faultless.
I am tired of loving vulgarly
More, most, insatiable;
Common notions in my head.
I am tired of the bad poetry
That is loving you.
"They should stop kissing babies
and write poetry."
He meant the politicians.
I nodded in agreement.
The idea appealed,
then I thought of all
the bad poetry in the world.
"Art lifts us above the base condition,
it inspires us beyond the personal."
His words seemed plausible,
until I recalled
that Hitler was an artist,
Mao and other dictators
wrote poetry.
I shuddered,
a man is judged by the company he keeps.
.c.A Shack Concrete
Walking back
To
The
shack concrete
(...a reference to bad poetry)
notice
a non-hurricane-ravaged
[moping]palm
-actually
an intrusive
propagated stuck
in black
-brick-holed
date palm.
tepid steam
type
dive tank
bottom waiting
to see
if
it works
shadows
-frigate-bird
over head
visit
through reef
softened wave
-come up
party of
bubbles
-I'm in
my own
drink .
Form:
fee, fi, fo, fum
eenie, meenie, miny, mo...
absurdities abound
rubber buggy bumpers
for instance… or, blackbirds
baked in a pie… perchance
there's a fungus amungus...
eenie, meenie, desalini
ucha-a-wa'alini
hepta-minika-zokalini
doo-wa-diddy-diddy-dum-diddy-doo...
In honor of 'National Bad Poetry' day
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