Short Aunt Poems
Short Aunt Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Aunt by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Aunt by length and keyword.
Old Uncle Jack while sampling the fine cooking of his still,
Was knocked out cold by the cast iron skillet of Aunt Jill.
Categories:
aunt, humor,
Form:
Couplet
My aunt Joan was a madcap
And she sat down on my lap
When I creaked
She was freaked
Honored me with slime and slap
Categories:
aunt, fun,
Form:
Limerick
eight tolls of the bell
I wait in the pause
to hear six more
even her death knell
has kept Aunt Nell's age secret
Categories:
aunt, death, humor,
Form:
Tanka
frivolity accompanies mirth
encouraging joyous merriment
toddler relieves Aunt M’s depression
in simple ways with honest play
Categories:
aunt, joy,
Form:
Free verse
back bearing tramp stamp
body piercings everywhere
today's, girl next door
raises the dead eyebrows of
aunt Bea and Mrs. Cleaver.
Categories:
aunt, society,
Form:
Tanka
she had a flair, a savoir faire
sophistication in the air
she was chic, sleek and lovable too
a perfect lady, my fine aunt Sue
Categories:
aunt, woman,
Form:
Rhyme
Awesome
Unique
Nice
Talented
Glorious
Loving
Adventurer
Dedicated
Youthful
Sentimental
Nayda Ivette
12-8-2015
Categories:
aunt, birthday,
Form:
Acrostic
There is my sweet Aunt Mabel
sitting across the table
ever since her divorce
she eats like a horse
so we put her up in a stable
Categories:
aunt, family, food, horse, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Her hair is painted rainbow my aunt said.
It does not bother me. I do not think she is weird or insane or anything.
I have no words.
Categories:
aunt, prejudice,
Form:
Light Verse
My funny Uncle!
Had bought a bag of field beans my Uncle when aunt had asked for their living room a bean bag!
10th October 2016
Categories:
aunt, funny,
Form:
Monoku
Friends said their marriage would not last
Now fifty-years have slowly passed
Hand-in-hand
Gland-in-gland
The two of them have had a blast!
Categories:
aunt, love, relationship, valentines day,
Form:
Limerick
Aunt unilateral, naughtily tempting,
Unintentionally naughty toyboys attracting,
Nicely tantalizes ardent uniting,
Teleporting aloft, usurping NASA!
Categories:
aunt, appreciation, cute, fun, magic, woman,
Form:
Acrostic
Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben
Got the boot because of their skin
For those who take fright
Try PhotoShop white
Taste's the same since I don't know when!
Categories:
aunt, discrimination, food,
Form:
Limerick
Man, that's Aunt Allie Murphy,
Yeah, ironing board surfing.
See the look on her face,
And She's hooked a great wave.
Pearls with curls then a slurpee
Categories:
aunt, fantasy, fun,
Form:
Limerick
I miss your laugh.
I wish I could bring you back.
It's not the same without you here.
I miss you so very much.
My words could never be eough.
Categories:
aunt, death
Form:
I do not know?
Never
lingered in hole
always she pursued hope
She was a conqueror in life
Sometime...
Feb 11-2016
Written for "NEVER - ALWAYS - SOMETIMES - Poetry Contest"
Categories:
aunt, tribute,
Form:
Cinquain
stealthy Aunt Caren
a text from favorite niece
cat sharpening claws
with nail file
keep an eye on Mom
not to worry dear
she is in my sights
unaware of course
Categories:
aunt, niece,
Form:
Jueju
Two friendly but eerie Dalmatians
are Peoria’s psychic sensations
They can sense Aunt Ann
smell your dead Uncle Stan
And visit forebears in fire stations
2/14/22
Categories:
aunt, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Irritating Ivan liked to irk and vex
Especially irritating our Great Aunt Hex
Ignore him said her husband, laid-back uncle Dex
Not knowing that Ivan was Aunt Hex’s ex
Categories:
aunt, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 6th
Form:
Monorhyme
Willy the wannabee Wallaby went
To visit his sweet, sick aunt Millicent
He met a dingo who said,
Don’t look for Millie in bed,
Relish her in my belly with free rent!
Categories:
aunt, animal, sick, sweet,
Form:
Limerick
Take a step back to a simpler place,
Where the world revolved at a slower pace.
Think about Andy, Opie, Barney and Aunt Bee,
Enjoying life in the small town of Mayberry.
Categories:
aunt, fantasy, imagination, life, nostalgia,
Form:
Couplet
Our Aunt Ada was so freaking old.
But she still craved great sex, we are told.
To a sex shop she went.
Her last dollars she spent
on the best lubricant that they sold.
Categories:
aunt, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
sis stepped off the plane
the bountiful blizzard waits
its glow fruit falling ~
likewise glory of set face
in wake of our goodly aunt
3/14/2022
Categories:
aunt, death, snow, travel,
Form:
Tanka
Heroes are not born or bread
They proactively step up
And pre-fix things
Wait until Uncle Lester gets here.
He will know what to do
Especially if he brings Aunt Inez.
Categories:
aunt, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, humor,
Form:
Light Verse
an oddball aunt and her quirky niece
were known for their joyous caprice
without saying why
they’d soar into the sky
traveling happily south with the geese
12/30/21
Categories:
aunt, happy, humorous,
Form:
Limerick