Short Auditions Poems

Sat. my son's friend
auditions with my band,
along with other string-men
I guess I'll see him then....

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Kavanaugh and Trump will define
Auditions for Epstein online
If you're young and juicy
Just Email: FurrLucy
Step up to the pump on Prime Time!...

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From New York City to L.A.; from Austin to Seattle,
so-called singers screech or bray in an auditions battle!


For Brian Strand's "A Couple of Lines"...

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The director of the new play 'Assertions'
Held auditions for the lead female role.
To avoid any assertions of casting aspersions 
He asked all hopefuls to dress as nasturtiums.
The role called for a lady so delicious and yummy
That the audience would want to gobble her up,
Like real nasturtiums with edible flowers and leaves....

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Reliant on a songbird with minimal talents 
One note, one song to showcase its voice 
Auditions are lenient and brisk 
Sing the song that I love to hear 
Repetition is more than the mother to learning,
She is the key to my satisfaction 
Temporarily, songbird, hit your high note 
Dissonance to my ears and equilibrium,
But the rhythm behind the beat of my drum stick 
Oh song bird, sing my song...

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Mama’s chili pot put out a call
Wanting a variety of beans in the fall
Forty-nine types of beans showed up in all
Auditions were conducted by me and Saul

Lima beans were boring, dull and bland.
Chili beans are always close at hand.
Pork and beans were stuck up and snobby.
Garbanzo beans were hard and knobby.

We finally chose six types of beans.
Together they made the chili fit for queens.
Mama’s chili was better than ever before.
We kicked the limas and garbanzos out the door....

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Health care appears to be ill-fated
our country is full of the medicated
bipolar depression with acid reflux
hard to swallow this political muck...

Lets not forget education,
no child left behind was quite an invention
who's child is that,I ask Mister Suit,
all I get is more crap from his poopshoot...

Auditory halls are full of auditions
like a soap box derby of rhetoric technicians
they tell us what we want,so I call em what they are
playable pliable sillyputty politicians.......

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