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Short Ass Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Ass by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Ass by length and keyword.


Premium Member OBAMA
One
Big
Ass
Mistake
America...

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Categories: ass,
Form: I do not know?



Sixty
I think I can still beat his ass......

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Categories: ass, fire,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member mediocre
Mediocre
Is to me
Just a lazy
Ass to be
...

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© cs parker  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: ass, america,
Form: Free verse
Clarity
Clear your mind and your ass will follow....,...

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Categories: ass, encouraging,
Form: Carpe Diem
Clarity
Clear your mind and your ass will follow....,...

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Categories: ass, encouraging,
Form: Carpe Diem



mad ass hatter
democratic choice
obama or hillary
meiser and lover...

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Categories: ass, art,
Form: Haiku
Untitled #319 / In the heart
F'ked in the ass,
f'ked in the ass,
f''ked in the heart
...

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Categories: ass, angst, confusion, introspection, lost love, mystery, sad,
Form: Free verse
HOSPICE
H elping
O thers
S imply
P ass
I nto
C alm
E ternity
...

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Categories: ass, caregiving, death, life, loss, lost love, sad,
Form: Acrostic
One handsome ass
One handsome ass 
attracts the mass.

Volodymyr Knyr
2017...

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Categories: ass, body, girl, men, people, woman, women,
Form: Couplet
He is in trouble
He is in trouble
The ox picks up the dog
And whups up his ass...

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Categories: ass, animal,
Form: Haiku
An ass-kicker
Any ass-kicker
makes an ass quicker. 

Volodymyr Knyr
2017
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Categories: ass, abuse, body, humorous, men, people,
Form: Couplet
get your fat ass off the price is right
get off my tv
you big fat waste of space man
you darling empty...

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Categories: ass, art,
Form: Haiku
home
Home is where
you hang your hat,
and also where
your ass is sat....

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Categories: ass, funny, happiness, satire,
Form: Burlesque
i'll VH1{we are the 80's}
price is right loser
drew carry and his fat ass
wont watch anymore...

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Categories: ass, art,
Form: Haiku
Stubborn as a Mule
A mule got a species change operation and made a real ass of himself....

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Categories: ass, animal, funny,
Form: Monoku
Pet Poetry
I don't give a Rat's Ass
Said Mouse
To the Cat
In a Hat and Pajamas...

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Categories: ass, pets,
Form: Free verse
Eat ass
4 men live on farm
No wife
One Life
Need food
Kill donkey
Eat
Ass...

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Categories: ass, food
Form: ABC
Premium Member KARMA

Kill me
And
Reincarnate
My
Ass


John G. Lawless
©4/26/2018
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Categories: ass, death, life,
Form: Acrostic
Premium Member Muscle Car Envy
Thou shalt not covet
Thy neighbor's wife, nor his ass...
YOU mean his Corvette?...

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Categories: ass, car, desire, humor, lust, nonsense, silly, wife,
Form: Haiku
His ass
He whose ass is for sales 
knows well why his ass ails.

Volodymyr Knyr
2014...

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Categories: ass, animal, body, health, humorous, men, sick, word
Form: Couplet
Premium Member The yin yang of kiss my ass
If I had to make a choice I would rather hate intelligently than to love stupidly....

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Categories: ass, absence, addiction, anger, anti bullying, art,
Form: Burlesque
Your ass
Enjoy if your ass eats
strings, pants, trunks but no seats.

Volodymyr Knyr
2017...

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Categories: ass, body, food, humor, humorous, people, places,
Form: Couplet
Running out of time
Tick tock, time wont stop!
Hurry you're little ass up...
Come noon, guns wont stop!!...

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Categories: ass, time, war,
Form: Haiku
Gas and Fart
Learn how to run with big dogs
your own ass is the source of your gas
in your porch
...

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Categories: ass, pollution,
Form: Free verse
Des the donkey
Des the donkey won't wear a "kiss me quick hat" - it makes an ass of him
...

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Categories: ass, fun,
Form: Monoku