Short Archeologists Poems

They found old tampons that were damp
So archeologists at camp
Questioned if terra
Has a named era
For the period of this cramp...

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Being archeologists we let out a sigh, 
after reading a Mummy warning sign,:
If he should awake,
life's not at stake,
has limp and is no longer in his prime.

10-17-16...

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archeologists discovered a puppy in a grave
might have seemed unusual if it had been recent
but not uncommon, due to our love of puppies
but this grave was not usual
because it was dug in 10, 000 b.c.
before we knew puppies existed...

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When archeologists dig up the bones,
it's not likely that any of them moans,
"Forgive me if I have you mis-gendered."
Apple trees are by their fruit remembered.


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H/T to An Apple Is Always an Apple by Milt Hankins...

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Elfish eyes
Airplane goggles
Sky turtles

New Mexico
Incas Mayans
Peru’s Stonehenge

Archeologists
Extraterrestrials
World grid 

Alien airports
Mythology
Alien artifacts

Giants’ skeletons
New Mexico
Power caves

Atlantis 
Bermuda triangle
Vortex

Wormhole
Elfish eyes
Blinking space ships...

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Man’s lofty hopes once soared in stone.
His architecture sought God’s sky,
In spires uprisen, sprung from earth.

Today, man’s mood is crudely shown
In concrete cubes that smite the eye,
Brute paleoliths of stone-age worth
That future archeologists, amazed, will scan,
And ponder… did ape-like artisans evolve from man?...

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I shall gift her the globe because she means the world to me.
As long as I call her mine, her name won’t matter to me.
Readers will always read about her for I am consistently writing about her.
Scientists will never have her, for I am consistently studying her.
Archeologists will be locked out, for her heart is mine to preserve....

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Hilltop tomb
Old crypts ruin
Grave robbers den
Home of unforgiving 
Cracked wall
Mortuary 
Side disturbed
Unnecessary
Mother and child
Sleep till the end
And when you dig
The sleep you kill
The dream you steal
Someday will
Saturate your dreams
Haunted by lost screams
Torturous beings
Rabid things
The hole that you dug
Came out through your soul...

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The pyramid at Giza 
is ancient they say,
but is it oldest
on the worldwide grid?

Some others say nay,
consider Java's Gunung Padang
built 27,000 years ago
a new study shows.

Archeologists raise their eyebrows,
they scoff and snort,
we must surely investigate 
those most moronic upstarts.

They question timelines ordained
by us long ago;
we can't be usurped
by those deluded pretenders!...

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Pompeii 

Amid ashes pumice lay
Life in cinders Pompeii in disarray
Vesuvius plumed angry swell
Archeologists unearth deathly knell

Volcanic vomit ample spume
from sunlight golden to darkened gloom
Roman bathing in waters pure
Nimbus of fires blazing coiffure

In 79 AD it's eruption did occur
No time to flee , No time for prayer
For sure a wrong analogy of mine
but this 'Furnace' it froze in time 

thank you...

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Nature’s beauty gives way to many scientificologists.
The ecosystem expert are our parasitic ecologists. 
A baby deer might get corn from wildlife biologists.
Tree studiers are foresters, but why not forestologists?

Limnologists use a special car on water to study lakes.
Meteorologists study and predict weather for all our sakes.
The ones with whom I have the most in common are archeologists.
My second choice would be the dinosaur bone experts, the paleontologists....

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