Short Angina Poems
Short Angina Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Angina by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Angina by length and keyword.
Louise Johnson had a cat named Purr.
It was mean as sin and was a her.
It broke up china
giving Louise angina.
So Purr fast became a cat that were.
Left Carolina with an Angina
Had broken our hearts when we left Carolina;
Not only that what we all had was an angina;
Arteries hardened,
When not pardoned;
Is hereditarily declared in genes in our saliva.
Jim Horn
Poised on a farm in Carolina
Not labeling yields “made in China”
There lived a cow and goat
With milk they couldn’t promote
Because their best milk caused angina
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A siren from North Carolina
Once suffered from chronic angina.
Her dear beau found a cure
Of endearing allure -
He bought her a talkative mynah!
His goddess he loved calling Venus,
For "passionate love shared between us".
When the vicar came by,
The brash mynah let fly:
"We're lucky the Priest hasn't seen us!"
Folk purchase this celeb’s new candle
It’s something my brain cannot handle
‘Smells like my v’gina’
Could give folk angina
This fragrance has caused quite a scandal
Inspired by a comment from a fancy friend who told me about the candle range by Gwyneth Paltrow! It only costs $75!!!
11/28/21
In my soft rind
light scars me blind
to fumble lost.
Invocations
from crushed nations
spew black exhaust
at rogue titans
while they frighten
to sell all Hell
made in China.
Our angina
compels farewell
prayers from devout
voices that shout
prophetic words
written by hand
to singe doom's brand
upon Earth's herds.
STRENGTH
I AM IN CLUSTROPHOBIA
OF LIFE AGAIN.
BUT I AM TOO STRONG
I WILL BE OUT OF THAT
PAIN.
LET IT BE A CLANDESTINE
TO THE WORLD.
IT WILL COME OUT SOMEDAY
I KNOW.
THE PEOPLE AROUND ME
WILL REGRET IT ONE DAY
I KNOW.
CONUNDRUN WILL BE
SOLVED ONE DAY-O.
THE DAY WILL NOT BE
MY CORTEGE OF MY
LIFE-O.
I HAVE STRENGTH TO
COME OUT OF THAT
ANGINA ONE DAY-O.
Form:
I have a Christian Friend, Regina
She had never uttered '':
Not for all the tea in Big China,
As though it could give her Angina;
For life ban her from Holy Sinai...
Fears picked from Born - Again Wood Shiner
And Bible Student Friend Georgina,
Both of them passionate Catholics,
To alter their minds lots of New Tricks:
Among them planting cunning Martin,
His fine point fluent Catholic Latin:
At the last moment to Regina:
Mary won't kill for voiced .